S0BER, DRUNK, H1GH: Liveblogging the Vice Presidential Debate

The hootenanny of all hootenannies:

vpdebate

Get ready. Drum rolly roll. We are getting ready to kick off our coverage of the 2016 election. Tonight, at 9PM, the most underexposed vice presidential candidates in history will face off on the debate stage in Farmville, Virginia.

We are sober-drunk-high liveblogging the Vice Presidential debate (throwback to the last time this happened). We’re not sure what to expect. We’re not even sure that Tim Kaine and Mike Pence are REAL. But alas, giantepgoynte will be blogging blazed, gettincrunkman will be drunk, and p-safe will be sober.

Here we go:

gettincrunkman October 4, 20168:58 PM

ITS HAPPENING

gettincrunkman October 4, 20168:59 PM

there are three people gettin’ crunk here tonight, so we’ll be signing off with numbers. – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:00 PM

*hacker voice* We’re in

-Crunk #3
p-safe October 4, 20169:00 PM

P-safe: 1

Hey guys!
p-safe October 4, 20169:01 PM

Psafe #2

Whattup!

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:01 PM

WHAT UP FAM

-#2
giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:01 PM

hello

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:01 PM

i’m gettin’ crunk but also gettin’ wesplague, so u’ll be hearing a very wholesome drunk tn – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:01 PM

the human sweater vest vs. the human snake 2016 – #1

p-safe October 4, 20169:02 PM

and we’re here [insert hackerman mr robot meme] – #3

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:02 PM

“rock the boat” loving this coverage #3

p-safe October 4, 20169:02 PM

P-safe: 1


My bet is on the human sweater vest
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:02 PM

always the human sweater vest

– #2
p-safe October 4, 20169:02 PM

“that was not a normal debate. will this be?” – #3

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:02 PM

NORMALIZE

p-safe October 4, 20169:02 PM

P-safe: 1


FIrst grade style? I think that’s about donald trump’s reading level
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:02 PM

chuck todds goatee will haunt me in my dreams – #3

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:03 PM

tim kaine is not abnormal, buddy – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:03 PM

he is normcore – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:03 PM

i am the sole person on this account btw

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:04 PM

they are in farmville virginia. but Tim Kaine and Mike Pence didnt fkn accept my Farmville invite on fb

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:04 PM

Quijano’s facial contour is on point tbh -#3

p-safe October 4, 20169:04 PM
:1

Come out, come out wherever you are!

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:05 PM

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:05 PM

for the record, i hate mike pence and have already declared he has NOT won https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/10/04/the-gop-declares-debate-victory-for-mike-pence-90-minutes-before-it-starts/

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:05 PM

it’s undeniable.
– #2

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:05 PM

silent enthusiasm is exactly my liveblogging ethos

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:06 PM

you know, the core of my being

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:06 PM

why are we debating so cozily like i feel like theyre gonna pass out hot chocolate tbh-#3

p-safe October 4, 20169:06 PM
:1

Question of the night: Have they done better than the presidential nominees, or are they also wearing the wrong colors?

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:07 PM

D list politicians! Not even famous! Sad!

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:07 PM

he’s like a high school history teacher giving a lecture – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:07 PM

Really into communities of respect

p-safe October 4, 20169:07 PM

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:08 PM

tim kaines eyebrows have a soul of their own -#3

p-safe October 4, 20169:08 PM

Well, he has the kindly grandfather style down.

:1
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:08 PM

he’s tryna do the “glance at the camera” thing – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:08 PM

The thought indeed does, scare me to death

p-safe October 4, 20169:09 PM

I love how he has to assert the fact that he “trusts” Hillary

:1
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:09 PM

pence could be a general in a michael bay film – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:09 PM

his reptilian eyes staring into my soul – #1

p-safe October 4, 20169:10 PM

mike pence looking in the camera is disturbing me on an emotional level #2

p-safe October 4, 20169:10 PM
Already pulled the cornfield card

– #1

p-safe October 4, 20169:10 PM

are they or are they not the uncles that fight at the family bbq

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:10 PM

they are sitting down like they are besties in a small discussion class

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:10 PM

mike pence vs. tim kaine – who can be more corn associated -#3

p-safe October 4, 20169:10 PM

Good indoor voice use, VPs!

– #1
giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:11 PM

I have fallen asleep

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:11 PM

giantepgoynte: u know one of them is gonna push the other into a locker after class – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:11 PM

or get his friend Donald to do it – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:11 PM

my my this debate is ~corny~

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:11 PM

yeah i’m falling asleep too – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:12 PM

pence being like i know donald doesn’t have a cornfield, or really anything that can relate to the average voter, but dw! i do!!!!

– #2
p-safe October 4, 20169:12 PM

Real battle of the night: Who has the better widow’s peak

– #1
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:12 PM

pence’s strategy:

1. shake head @ kaine
2. shake head @ audience
3. repeat

-#1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:13 PM

oooooh shade

– #2
giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:13 PM

hey 8 ball, who should be president next? what political system should come after the political revolution?

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:13 PM

kaine interrupts in the nicest of ways – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:13 PM

“You guys love Russia” – TK

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:14 PM

okay but like has anyone ever considered that america is NOT the police/arbitrators of the entire world ???????? -#3

p-safe October 4, 20169:14 PM

“i’m just a small town boy” first he says “norwood” then he gets the lyrics of the journey classic “don’t stop believin'” wrong

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:14 PM

fight ?? fight ?? fight ?? fight ?? fight ?? fight ?? fight ??

p-safe October 4, 20169:14 PM

Pence just has the nicest voice. Almost makes you forget what he’s saying. Almost… not quite.

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:14 PM

u know this is all leading to a springsteen sing-off – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:15 PM

at least he’s being honest about his need to interrupt

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:15 PM

Do you think both VP’s have rival ASMR youtube channels? – #3

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:16 PM

“they’re so old”

p-safe October 4, 20169:17 PM

Moderator is on point

– #1
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:17 PM

yes. in moderating and in eyeshadow. – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:17 PM

agreed p-safe #1

p-safe October 4, 20169:18 PM

“Back when I was a boy, women belonged in the kitchen in the good ‘ol state of Indiana”

– #1
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:18 PM

How MANY times will we be reminded that Hillary Clinton has been part of the administration…. like, who would have thought that Hillary Clinton, the politician, was involved in politics???? WHO??? -#3

p-safe October 4, 20169:18 PM

when i grow up, i want to be tim kaine’s raised left eyebrow – #3

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:19 PM

their eyebrows are more exciting than their words – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:19 PM

Also: i am SO ALL HERE FOR SINGLE PAYER

p-safe October 4, 20169:19 PM

Me too, P-safe #2, me too

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:20 PM

ZINGER – #1

p-safe October 4, 20169:20 PM

Damn, check out that pen waving

– #1
giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:20 PM

Ok Tim Kaine is killing it

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:21 PM
agreed

but also, from Mike Isaac: “this is like two dads trying to passive-aggressively assert their position in the starbucks line” – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:21 PM

mike pence:

shakes head
“wrong. you’re wrong”
– #2
p-safe October 4, 20169:21 PM

Mike Pence: “Hush now, you over-exuberant social enthusiast”. – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:22 PM

i feel like the reason that I am so angsty is that I came into adolescence during the Great Recession tbh

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:22 PM

he gave kaine the grossest pity smirk – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:22 PM

for anyone who hasnt seen Trump’s taxes:

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:23 PM

trump isn’t even original enough to live tweet original material

he’s just quoting other (smarter, but not that much smarter) peoples’ tweets
– #2
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:23 PM

mike “If i squint uncomfortably long enough they will empathize with me” pence probably uses toner to keep that perfectly white hair pass it on -#3

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:23 PM

Also: who was the person who put the tax return in the mailbox? Because I want to give them a hug

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:24 PM

giantepgoynte: don’t quote me but i heard it got sent from a Trump Tower server? so yes, all the hugs – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:24 PM

YES MODERATOR PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE -#3

p-safe October 4, 20169:24 PM

I’m sorry wasn’t it Bush that ran the economy into the ground? Can’t that just be American history 101 at this point. #2

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:24 PM

tough? HOW TOUGH THOUGH

– #2
p-safe October 4, 20169:24 PM

Yes, because Trump’s business empire is so reliable – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:25 PM

YES KAINE GO – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:25 PM

well he did use the tax code the way it’s supposed to work: it is supposed to work for the rich

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:25 PM

Kaine, do not let Pence get in a word

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:25 PM

ooooooooo – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:26 PM

Hillary’s campaign is built on a very unstable sand castle comprised of salt -#3

p-safe October 4, 20169:26 PM

JUST SHOW US THE BLEEDING TAXES ALREADY. It’s like they’re trying to hide something… and why would a businessman ever be shady? – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:26 PM

Gd bless the mod luvumod -#3

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:26 PM

Quijano is killing it – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:26 PM

“You get very little time…20 seconds” – Elaine Quijano

p-safe October 4, 20169:26 PM

Lester Holt should be taking serious notes right now #2

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:27 PM

I think Lester Holt is still getting crunk from that last debate – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:27 PM

CAN WE HAVE ELAINE QUIJANO AT ALL THE DEBATES

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:28 PM

Donald Trump wrote a book… well can he write a policy that actually makes sense???? -#3

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:28 PM
politicians promising they’re “never gonna do things” is code for “we’ll talk about it later”
credzzz to the main man Trevor Noah for that one




– #2

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:28 PM

“there we go again”

*crickets*
“well that should’ve worked” – #1
p-safe October 4, 20169:28 PM

That sly show of teeth…

p-safe October 4, 20169:28 PM

can elaine quijano moderate my life, too? -#3

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:28 PM

“a mountain range of debt” – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:29 PM

this debate has me so fucking done that my drink is almost gone and we haven’t even has a commerical break yet -#3

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:29 PM

up, down, turn around, please don’t let pence talk this round – #1

p-safe October 4, 20169:29 PM

Tim Kaine to Mike Pence:

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:29 PM

Can we stop saying “race relations” and start saying “racism”

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:29 PM

YES giant joint – #1

p-safe October 4, 20169:29 PM

I’m trying to decipher the color of Kaine’s eyes… gray or green? – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:30 PM

No giantepgoynte bc thats reverse racist obvi -#3

p-safe October 4, 20169:29 PM

Tim Kaine to Mike Pence:

#2

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:30 PM

Y’all know Middletown PD has a tank, right?

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:31 PM
real talk though what is the flag on tim kaine’s pin


– #2

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:31 PM

all good things, Kaine, but only a portion of that addresses racism or “race relations” specifically – #1

p-safe October 4, 20169:32 PM

Oh god here we go

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:32 PM

aaaaaand now it’s time to finish my drink – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:32 PM

Watching the debate: 5$

Watching my drink disappear into my stomach: 10$
Watching my hope for this country evaporate in the wind: Priceless
p-safe October 4, 20169:32 PM

Because for Pence, it’s not blacklivesmatter or even alllivesmatter but bluelivesmatter – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:33 PM

“at the risk of agreeing with you” WOW BIPARTISANSHIP WHAT A NEW CONCEPT – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:33 PM
“at the risk of agreeing with you”
YAY for bipartisanship!

– #2

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:33 PM

yay football america woo

– #2
p-safe October 4, 20169:34 PM

Institutionalized racism in the police? Pshhh, not in my ‘murrica!

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:34 PM

jfc this is so shitty – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:34 PM

“i feel yo paine but i don’t care about yo paine”

-pence

– #2
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:35 PM

he’s basically saying “don’t politicize tragedy” like he’s never done that before – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:35 PM

Liberty University omfgomfgomfg

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:36 PM

QUIJANO YES – #1

p-safe October 4, 20169:36 PM
Mike Pence is running on a platform of not understanding what racism is
#2
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:36 PM

do you even actually know senator scott

like let’s be real

do u
– #2
p-safe October 4, 20169:37 PM

Ahh, there we go! friend card: 1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:37 PM

what else is new – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:37 PM

mike pence cannot understand racism as long as he stands beside a racist -#3

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:38 PM

the mental gymnastics here is astounding

p-safe October 4, 20169:38 PM

Whenever old white guys make an effort to refer to POC as their “friends” who they “respect” you know they’re bout to follow it up with ignorant bs

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:38 PM

“Call Senator Scott, SOMEONE CALL SENATOR SCOTT” – Mike pence

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:38 PM

Phone a Friend, Debate Edition, Part 2 – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:39 PM

Y’all I am a fucking genius I brought pie to this debate bc i KNEW i would get hungry -#3

p-safe October 4, 20169:39 PM

Mike Pence: you’ll have a hard time living up to this “epic” presidential duo.

#1
p-safe October 4, 20169:39 PM

OOH, what kind of pie? #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:40 PM

“how do i say this without being racist.

aww fuck it ill just be racist, it’ll be ok.”
mike pence’s thought process rn
– #2
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:40 PM

Criminal aliens wouldnt be criminals if there was a way for them to become citizens quickly and effectively so they could then contribute work and taxes legally -#3

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:40 PM

“avalanche of insults” WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF INSULTS??

SAYING YOUR BACKYARD GRILL IS FAULTY?????? – #1
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:40 PM

Reese’s Pie it is so fucking good -#3

p-safe October 4, 20169:41 PM

Mike Pence brought a pie with racist frosting #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:41 PM

mountains beyond mountains, and there’s no end in sight – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:41 PM

“mountain range of debt”

“avalanche of insults”

looks like pence has a theme! -#2

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:42 PM

corninmybackyard

smallpotatos
how many more veggie references will we get to appeal to the “silent majority” block of voters -#3
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:42 PM

i feel like I’m watching two kids fight but like elementary school version -#2

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:42 PM

tonight’s debate participants: DJ Monotone and DJ I Make Lists of Donald Trumps Fuckery

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:43 PM

Or: DJ I Make Lists, for short

p-safe October 4, 20169:43 PM

I just got these casual farming references! Candidates, let’s maybe move to a more varied subgroup of food comparison, eh? #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:44 PM

Vladimir Putin and the head of the KKK also endorsed Trump

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:44 PM

THE REPTILIAN EYES ARE BACK AGAIN – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:44 PM

*freezeframe on Elaine*

*record scratch*
I bet you’re wondering how I got here, in a position where I have to fight for white men to actually answer to america – #3
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:45 PM

truuuu – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:45 PM

Build a wall, and in the ground, and in the air and Under the Dome

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:45 PM

i’m on Twitter searching for visual memes of this debate but there are none – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:46 PM

Oh my god if it was up to you you would send me back to the dictatorship i escaped from you belligerent white mayo jar of privilege – #3

p-safe October 4, 20169:47 PM

Scratch the grandfather/father vibes from Tim Kaine. He’s definitely more like your uncle eddie after getting into the cooking sherry at Christmas dinner. #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:47 PM

so when are they gonna bring up Pence’s role to defund Planned Parenthood – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:47 PM

loving this moderator but pence shoulda had to respond to what kaine just said bc he made an important point: america will always be a nation of immigrants, and that’s never gonna change. – #2

p-safe October 4, 20169:48 PM

I think that’s probably after global warming and evolution

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:48 PM

KAINE i love you – #2

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:48 PM

I’m worried that we’re the only ones watching the debate

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:49 PM

stop trying to make “bigly” a thing – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:49 PM

“Donald Trump believes that the world would be safer with more nuclear weapons” – TK

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:49 PM

tbh we definitely are

p-safe October 4, 20169:50 PM

“personal mt. rushmore”

and we’re back with the ~mountain imagery~
p-safe October 4, 20169:50 PM

Well, we know that the Republicans just go with the flow and don’t prepare for debates or anything

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:50 PM

i want some food

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:50 PM

i might be leaving soon

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:50 PM

plz can we not have a fight over who was closer to the pentagon on 9/11 – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:51 PM

i have cheddar bunnies – #2

p-safe October 4, 20169:51 PM

I want this election’s dignity back #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:51 PM

yeah and tbqh the student forum re: scott backer happening @ 10 feels more important than this mess – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:51 PM

what was the question again – #2

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:52 PM

there will be many more opportunities to hear white men debate each other in monotones – #1

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:52 PM

Is anyone talking about the Dem wearing the red tie and his lesser counterpart is wearing the blue tie?

p-safe October 4, 20169:53 PM

giantepgoynte Seriously, is it like a fun debate tradition or something?

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:53 PM

ok but donald trump is stupid so your argument is flawed – #2

p-safe October 4, 20169:54 PM

Do all republicans have selective amnesia for the eight years before Obama’s presidency?

#2
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:55 PM

ok to be fair, how are hillary/kaine going to determine “dangerousness” <– questions the moderator should be asking -#2

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:56 PM

Okay but we don’t know for certain who the fuck is born in our country either… so like… we are worse to ourselves than anyone has been to us tbh -#3

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:56 PM

i am scared of larger intelligence structures

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:56 PM

pence shakes his head like “yeah, that’s ridiculous, who would say NATO is obsolete?” – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:57 PM

pence is just scoffing at things that kaine is saying trump has said as if kaine is lying BUT THESE ARE THINGS THAT TRUMP HAS ACTUALLY SAID WHAT – #2

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:57 PM

what is an “asymmetrical enemy”

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:57 PM

pence’s theme for tonight is reluctant bipartisanship – #1

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:58 PM

at 58 minute into the debate, we’ve got our first mention of the email – #2

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:58 PM

took a surprisingly long time for the emails to come up – #1

p-safe October 4, 20169:58 PM

OMG PENCE SHUUUUUUT UUUUP

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:58 PM

mike pence needs to stop dad chucking bc its patronizing and belittling and trump supporters dont need to be made to feel more like idiots than they already are (personal view not a part of Wesleying(tm))-#3

giantepgoynte October 4, 20169:58 PM

Okay, I have to leave in the next two minutes. So I’m going to say byeeeee

p-safe October 4, 20169:59 PM

Getting 3rd grade teacher vibes from the moderator

gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:59 PM

yeah im gonna head out too, stay crunk #2 and #3 – #1

p-safe October 4, 20169:59 PM

Me too, but it’s been a ride indeed

#2
gettincrunkman October 4, 20169:59 PM

U will be missed (mist?) im feeling existential after this weird ass debate so far -33

p-safe October 4, 201610:00 PM

I guess I’ll call it a night too. Good luck candidates, try not to drown in too many petty jabs

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:03 PM

current live feed on the daily show’s Facebook page – #2

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:04 PM

the onion hitting it on the nose – #2

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:05 PM

this is very soothing

im like this close to like, napping or playing pokemon go, or watching paint dry, or regretting that i got drunk on a tuesday for this bullshit -#3
p-safe October 4, 201610:06 PM

my fav genre is white men delivering somnolent sermons

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:08 PM

might go to the town hall bc honestly believe that that will be more dramatic than this -#2

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:10 PM

You’e probs rght #2 – #3

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:15 PM

wait am i drunk or is mike pence? – #2

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:15 PM

Inart– inaccurate – something about that made me laugh -#3

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:16 PM

I never knew that like, out of all the domestic issues that are destroying our country from the inside out… that we would give such a large, hot fuxk about RUSSIA I mean ffs -#3

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:17 PM

is anyone counting the number of times mike pence has shaken his head at ACTUAL FACTUAL STATEMENTS -#2

(i won’t lie, I’m hella proud of that rhyme)
gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:18 PM

oooh he’s looking DIRECTLY into the camera now -#2

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:19 PM

Let’s rebuild our already severly OVERFUNDED military with the tax money that won’t be collected by the Trump presidency to fight against countries that maybe, we should just stop dixkriding but i mean whatever (again, personal ideas not wesleying ™) – #3

p-safe October 4, 201610:19 PM

i’m too sober for this oh god

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:20 PM

OUR LIVE FEED JUST FROZE -#2

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:20 PM

NBC news get ur stream together -#3

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:22 PM

WEAREBACKMOTHERUCKERS -#3

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:23 PM

#3 with the save ?? -#2

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:27 PM

strugcity -#2

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:29 PM

tbh watching this debate has been a strug – #2

p-safe October 4, 201610:29 PM

i think we’re about to call it a night

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:29 PM

fundamental. fundamental – #2

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:30 PM

We have officially made it past the closing time of Boger hall – ayyyy rebellion -#3

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:31 PM

Also we have officially stopped giving a singular shit – but that maybe be because twitter, snapchat, watching paint dry, and kaine’s left eyebrow are more interesting than the words coming out of their mouth -#3

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:31 PM

ok I’m leaving now bc this town hall is calliiinnggg my name -#2

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:32 PM

THATMEXICANTHING – #3

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:32 PM

“THAT MEXICAN THING”

WHOOOOOAAAAA – #2
p-safe October 4, 201610:32 PM

THAT MEXICAN THING

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:33 PM

also I am done with the fact that we honestly haven’t covered enough policy -#3

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:34 PM

@#3 to be fair, kaine did go through a bunch of points earlier on in the debate. like way earlier on. – #2

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:35 PM

Psafe “I think your existence is being perpetually kinda sloshed” thanks love -#3

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:35 PM

ok bye fam love you all <3 <3 <3 but i’m leaving

peep me at the town hall – #2
gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:35 PM

Also true @2 at least we got some substance -#3

p-safe October 4, 201610:37 PM

“we’re so numb”

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:38 PM

they have like serial killer stances -#3

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:39 PM

ZINGERS – thank u savannah gunthrie -#3

p-safe October 4, 201610:42 PM

Had to come back from the dead to say ZINGERS FTW

gettincrunkman October 4, 201610:42 PM

TWIT – #3

p-safe October 4, 201610:43 PM

“We’ll end it with a ZINGER!”