Procrastination Destination: Bad HTML Websites

My frosh year I was an overachiever and wrote two Procrastination Destination posts. According to the intro blurb of the first, I was, apparently, stressed about a government paper, which I just dug out of my files and turns out to have been about measured optimism re: a peaceful world. Now I am a jaded pessimist who thinks we should get our kicks where we can, even if that happens to be a hastily put together archive of the Internet’s sad, tackily-web-designed past. This Procrastination Destination is truly just a list of bad html websites I have seen at some point, badly formatted, with no commentary and no organization. Good luck on finals, folks. May you come as far as the internet has.

1. Heaven’s Gate

2. McSpotlight

3. Internet Explorer is Evil4. ZOMBO (this makes noise i’m sorry)

 

5. Industrial Painter (so does this one)

6. “Ariel’s Treats” (all the 90s-early 00s fan fic you could ever stand to read in neon green on a black background)

7. Hypertext structures and ethnographic comparison as implemented in “Kinship and Social Organization”