WesMaps is a lot like Dora’s map if Dora’s map wasn’t the clutchest piece of technology that has ever existed. Dora straight up asked that thing for a step by step walkthrough to paradise and it delivered every single time. Preregistration with Wesmaps, on the other hand, is confusing and stressful and I hate everything. For example, what is a POI? I have no idea. Am I a Person Of Interest? An interesting person? Can you tell that to the girlfriend I don’t have?
WesMaps has its issues, but it does offer some wacky courses to choose from. If you have time in your Spring schedule, then one of these courses could round it out in a spicy way.
Hit me with that weird shit, Wesleyan. I’m into it.
ENG 354 – Reading and rereading Moby Dick (some Dicks are so good they deserve a second go-around.)
PHIL 207 – Live Like a Philosopher (alone.)
AMST 355 – Between Asia and Asian America (an ocean?)
AMST 257 – Discovering the person (mirrors?)
GOVT 295 – Korean Politics Through Film (taught by Prof. Seth Rogan.)
DANC 381 – Japan’s Nuclear Disasters (this is a dance class and I am intrigued.)
MDST 232 – Obscure Enigma of Desire (I desire Stephanie’s Famous Apple Crisp every single goddamn day and I don’t know why.)
COMP 350 – Computational Media: Videogame Design and Development (s/o to Farmville for being a real one)
CCIV 190 – Beware the Ides, Beware the Hemlock: Roleplaying Crisis in Ancient Greece and Rome (probably not kinky but I’m willing to take that chance.)
E&ES 215 – Earth Materials (long ago the four nations lived together in harmony then everything changed when the fire nation attacked only the avatar master of all four elements could stop them but when the world needed him most he vanished a hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new avatar an airbender named Aang and although his airbending skills are great he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone but I believe Aang can save the world.)
E&ES 216 – Earth Materials Laboratory (need goggles.)