Best of WesMaps: Spring 2018 Edition

WesMaps is a lot like Dora’s map if Dora’s map wasn’t the clutchest piece of technology that has ever existed. Dora straight up asked that thing for a step by step walkthrough to paradise and it delivered every single time. Preregistration with Wesmaps, on the other hand, is confusing and stressful and I hate everything. For example, what is a POI? I have no idea. Am I a Person Of Interest? An interesting person? Can you tell that to the girlfriend I don’t have?

WesMaps has its issues, but it does offer some wacky courses to choose from. If you have time in your Spring schedule, then one of these courses could round it out in a spicy way.

Hit me with that weird shit, Wesleyan. I’m into it.

ENG 354 – Reading and rereading Moby Dick (some Dicks are so good they deserve a second go-around.)

PHIL 207 – Live Like a Philosopher (alone.)

HIST 298 – Oh Canada: Creating the Northern Neighbor, 1776-1896

PSYC 338 – Masculinities

AMST 355 – Between Asia and Asian America (an ocean?)

RELI 393 – “If there is no God, then is everything permitted?” Moral Life in a Secular World

AMST 257 – Discovering the person (mirrors?)

GOVT 295 – Korean Politics Through Film (taught by Prof. Seth Rogan.)

FGSS 238 – Witnessing Animal Others: Mourning, Haunting, and the Politics of Animal (After) Lives

DANC 381 – Japan’s Nuclear Disasters (this is a dance class and I am intrigued.)

ANTH 349 – The Human Skeleton

MDST 232 – Obscure Enigma of Desire (I desire Stephanie’s Famous Apple Crisp every single goddamn day and I don’t know why.)

COMP 350 – Computational Media: Videogame Design and Development (s/o to Farmville for being a real one)

GRST 279 – Good, Evil, Human: German Fairy Tales and Their Cultural Impact

CCIV 190 – Beware the Ides, Beware the Hemlock: Roleplaying Crisis in Ancient Greece and Rome (probably not kinky but I’m willing to take that chance.)

CEAS295 – In Search of a Good Life in Premodern Japan

E&ES 215 – Earth Materials (long ago the four nations lived together in harmony then everything changed when the fire nation attacked only the avatar master of all four elements could stop them but when the world needed him most he vanished a hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new avatar an airbender named Aang and although his airbending skills are great he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone but I believe Aang can save the world.)

E&ES 216 – Earth Materials Laboratory (need goggles.)

ARCP 258 – Archaeometry: How to Science the Heck out of Archeology