WEServe Week of Service

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Missing Wesleyan already? Make plans to meet up with fellow Wesfolk for a WEServe project!

WEServe is a worldwide week of service for the entire Wesleyan community. During the week of Martin Luther King, Jr. Day (January 18-24), students, alumni, faculty, staff, parents and grandparents, future students, and friends are all invited to come together for activities that serve others. Projects can involve any number of participants and any kind of volunteer work, whether it’s traditional service, like assisting a school or food pantry, or something innovative that supports a local non-profit. Call an organization to ask about their volunteer needs, and once you’ve submitted the project, Wesleyan will publicize it widely and take registrations.

405691_337335716380981_1653567861_nWEServe spans the end of Winter Break and the beginning of the spring semester, so you can plan an activity in your hometown, in Middletown, or wherever in the world you’re traveling. This is a great opportunity to give back to your community while also connecting with classmates, generations of alumni, and other members of the Wesleyan family.

Propose a project by Wednesday, December 31, or sign up to join a project by Friday, January 9: wesconnect.wesleyan.edu/weserve

Date: Sunday, January 18 – Saturday, January 24
Time: All day!
Place: Everywhere!

An Open Letter to Mayor Drew

To Dan Drew, the Mayor of Middletown:

photo by Jacob Seltzer '17

photo by Jacob Seltzer ’17

It has now been a week since forty of my classmates organized the Wesleyan Black Lives Matter March. This weekend, we found out that you are asking Wesleyan to pay $7,492.81 to the City of Middletown. According to the Hartford Courant, this money is needed to pay forty-six additional officers, who were asked to work that day to protect the demonstrators.

I’m a little concerned, Mayor Drew. I’m afraid that no one ever told you exactly what these protests were about. Perhaps it’s because while you were at the protests, you stood alone, away from the crowd, among several Middletown Police Officers. Was it hard to hear 300 or more voices chanting “Black Life Matters?” from your spot? Were you having trouble making out the phrase “What do we want? Justice? When do we want it? Now!”

Early Decision Notifications Go Out to the Class of 2019 and We’re All Ancient

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It’s that time of year again when Wes students complain about how old they are: Early Decision notifications have been sent to the class of 2019, and around 300-350ish kiddos are now officially coming to Wesleyan this fall. Also, just to throw in some math: Most members of this class were born in 1997 (some in 1996 and even 1998).

The College Confidential thread is ridiculously boring this year (step up your game, prefrosh), so instead, here’s some chatter from the latest cardinals via Twitter:

Procrastination Destination: Katie Ryan

Kaite Ryan “Half grown up. Half baby.” but absolutely hilarious. This four year old girl has got all the sass, ridiculous faces, and a view of the world well beyond her years. I posted a best of video but I highly recommend her Vine page because the loops make it that much funnier.

If you need motivation Katie Ryan has got your back. Good luck with the rest of finals everyone and enjoy the break!

Procrastination Destination: Welcome to Night Vale

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A sci-fi podcast created by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, Welcome To Night Vale takes the form of a current-events radio show. Each episode centers around one specific event that’s happening throughout each 30-minute show, and your charismatic host is Cecil Palmer, the voice of Night Vale (played by Cecil Baldwin). Sounds good, right?

Fink has said that WTNV should be “hard to describe to your friends,” and oh, how it is. Essentially, WTNV is a show about weird shit that happens in a small town in the desert that is the American southwest. It’s, you know, just like every other town — pervaded by the corporate megalomania of a company called StrexCorp, monitored by a vague and nameless government agency, and full of people who think this is completely normal.

Like, totally! The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home can definitely run for mayor against a literal five-headed dragon. Totally normal. Station management at Night Vale Radio is just a vague rumbling from behind a door. The weather is just a song. Following every subplot in WTNV is a conspiracy theorist’s dream come true. My guess is that if you’re into Twin Peaks, you’d probably be into this too.

Middle Eastern Late Night

1149471_10205492597338377_1065247164320730728_oEmily Greenspan ’16 invites you to a snack:

Finals time: you’re stressed and hungry, it’s the end of reading week and all you want is yummy in your tummy.

Have no fear–J Street U, Middle Eastern Perspectives, Wes for Peace, Muslim Student Association, and Turath House bring you: Middle Eastern Late Night!

All proceeds will go to the Friends of the Earth Middle East (FoEME), an organization that brings together Jordanian, Palestinian, and Israeli environmentalists to advance sustainable regional development in the Levant. For more info about the Gaza Water Project check out the link.

Make sure to bring cash!

MENU ITEMS WILL INCLUDE (but may not be limited to):

-Homemade hummus w/ all the good spices (zaatar, cumin, paprika, etc.). With pita or carrot sticks ($3). With both pita and carrots ($4). Sliced hard boiled egg: .50 extra.
-Malawach (pastry-like pancake) — prepared sweet, w/ powdered sugar and honey or savory, w/ skhug–hot sauce. ($3)
-Tomato+cucumber salad ($2)
-COMBO: Hummus w/ carrots and/or pita + salad: ($5). Everything: ($7).

ALSO——we will be DELIVERING from 9:30-11:00.
You want food delivered to you? Email middleeasternlatenight(at)gmail(dot)com with your name, what you want, your location, and your phone number so we can find you!

Date: TONIGHT
Time: 9:30pm-Midnight
Place: Woodhead Lounge
Price: Bring $$$

[UPDATED] Wes Drops Sabra: Stirring up the Hummus

Update (12/9/14 12:13PM):  The WSA Dining Committee has released the following statement based on developments over the weekend:

As many people on and off campus are aware, Wesleyan recently switched from stocking Sabra hummus to a local brand, Cedar’s. Though we made this change in the interest of sustainability and reducing our carbon footprint, it unfortunately has been misinterpreted  in the media and elsewhere as a political statement in support of the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) movement against Israel. In order to clarify our continued political neutrality, and to give students a choice, we will be stocking both Sabra and Cedar’s hummus, starting in January.

Obviously, this is big news that counteracts the political/ethical implications of destocking Sabra hummus. Given that this is the first notice of these changes, we have no statement from those involved in the campaign to remove Sabra, as of yet. We will update this article again with any further developments.

Update (12/9/14 7:08PM): A statement has been released by Yael Horowitz ’17, Students for Justice in Palestine, and “another group of concerned students”:

We are extremely disappointed in the University’s decision to put Sabra Hummus back on the shelves.  It is not an ethical response, but is instead motivated by public relations and the opinions of President Michael Roth.  Student opinion is against Israeli apartheid and occupation, and we will continue to make this known.  This is not the end of the conversation.

Procrastination Destination: “This or That?”

Today, Procrastination Destination brings you “This or That?” quizzes, which are exactly what they sound like – you see a name and then use your excellent logical (and/or guessing) skills to put it into one category or another.

You might have seen a couple of quizzes like this before, but today we bring you even more. Do you know your IKEA brands from your death metal bands? Fonts from cheeses?

Find out:

  • Drug or Pokémon? Gotta catch ‘em all – and I’ll admit that this was surprisingly difficult for me. This website also shows you how you compare to other quiz-takers. Alternatively, this website does not, but features a longer list of names.
  • IKEA or Death? IKEA brand name, or death metal band name? According to the website, “It doesn’t matter if you know who Burzum is or if you’ve ever sat in a Preben chair – it’s time to have some kvlt fun.”
  • Cheese or Font? Knockalara? Malvern? Helvetica??
  • Composer or Pasta? “Do you know your Rigatoni from your Respighi?” Opera or Cheese? is also worth a try.
  • Eighteenth-century Connecticutian or Muppet? And how do you pronounce “Connecticutian”?