The first thing I think of when I see the word “diarrhea.” At 11:38 AM today (Tuesday, January 31), an email went out to all students on campus entitled “Norovirus Advisory.” Like me, a lot of people probably looked at this, saw things about being sick, said “Wow, this is long, and I don’t really […]
PSA: Stop reading Wesleying and wash your hands. Again. This is not a drill. Anyone who caught the plague last semester may have been lulled into a false sense of security, but be warned: the unwelcome invader that had you leaning over a toilet last spring (on a weeknight) is back for a sequel, and […]
This meme is old as shit, so consider this the obligatory “SHIT ____ SAYS” video to end all semi-amusing obligatory “SHIT ____ SAYS” videos, or something like that. Thank Jay Benedith ’14 for the cinematic project itself, and while you’re at it, thank A-Batte for the tip—thank God someone on staff here spends his nights […]
WestCo is throwing its first dancealicious rave of the semester, and Ryan Gardner ’15 implores you to leave your fecal/oral transmission at the door (but do shake your booty twice to make up for what we missed tonight). Can you guess what the theme is? WestCo is throwing its first cafe rave of the new […]
Sometimes, oppression wins. With the postponement of tonight’s Big Freedia concert and bounce workshop, the invisible fecal-oral hand of capitalism has moved against the rational self-interest of man, and times are dark for the vaunted halls of 200 High Street. But Night is darkest just before the Dawn, and we have found over the last […]
Stop reading Wesleying and go wash your hands. Last week the health center casually let us know that gastroenteritis (aka “stomach flu” aka “living hell in your bowels”) was making its rounds around Boston campuses and local healthcare facilities. A few cases had popped up at Wesleyan. No biggie. Don’t panic. Just a heads up. […]
It’s a lame post title, but a serious topic, and I’m not entirely clear on why the health center has not sent out a campus-wide bulletin. The information is this: a Wesleyan student who would probably rather remain anonymous returned to her home in Mexico, finding not long afterwards that the sickness she had been […]
