Author Archives: Braille

Magical Balloon Rodeo on Cross St.

Rod and I were walking to WesShop and hundreds and hundreds of balloons came out of nowhere, popping in the distance, flocking and hopping and circling and bewildering the living shit out of the cars. Filming was difficult. There were so many more in the distance and hiding in hedges and splayed across lawns and [...]

Star & Crescent Menu

Monday
Dinner –Green Salad w/ Honey Thyme Vin, BBQ Chicken/Tofu, Collard Greens and Creamy Polenta
Dessert – Lemon Poppy Cake
Tuesday
Lunch – Navratan Karma w/ Chicken/Tofu, Basmati Rice VEGAN
Dessert – Berry Yogurt
Dinner –Green Salad w/ Cilantro Dressing, Chili w/ Corn bread, Scallion, Cheddar, Sour Cream VEGAN (w/out garnish)
Dessert – Banana Cake
Wednesday
Lunch- Flank Steak/or Veg. Quesadilla w/ Chipotle [...]

ACB got yer number? An Internet Privacy Rant.

TL:DR -> go Here, go to bottom, select all, opt out. Peter Frank Makes Bank.
Today, I was browsing the internet, looking for an article of clothing to buy myself for my birthday. I visited two websites of people that make clothes. Shortly thereafter, I visited the ACB. I noticed, to my surprise, that the [...]

New Duchampion Album!

New this week – “One Or Several Wolves?” – a sweet E.P. recorded by our favoritests, Duchampion (ben/will/jake/asa)‘10 (and mixed by rod o’connor ‘08 -> sounds nasssty!) featuring hit single “Swamp Thing.”
Its available HERE at a price of your choosing, but keep in mind that the amount we cumulatively pay for it is directly proportional [...]

Big Day For the Internet

1. In case you’ve been sleeping under a snowdrift all day, (or out frolicking and sledding down Foss with shrieking children, in which case I applaud/envy you) Google is kind of gently subsuming Twitter (and Flickr, and and and) under its hyper-easy, non-character-limited, locationally-aware Buzz… Thing. It’s like Pokemon out there, gotta catch all the [...]

“Facebook for nerds”

Professors: they might or might not be on Facebook, but do you really want to go there? Instead, I present you with WorldCat Identities, a well nigh voyeuristic look at the careers of your favorite Learned Sages. (It’s in beta and you can kind of tell – not all identities are coalesced properly.) It also [...]

Power Plant Background/Sketchiness

Highly recommended background for those (like me) in the “Power plant?!? What power plant??!?” category. Good read includes the FBI, private equity firms, the Attorney General, trash magnate/criminals and Tax Relief/AstroGlide,

NY Times coverage
Caterwauled coverage

Copenhagen + Tea @ EarthHaus

[ February 10, 2010; 8:00 AM to 12:00 PM. ]

Like your cold, hard, bitter geopolitical realities coupled with something warm, liquid and possibly sweet? Me too. Come to Earth House to drink tea and hear about Josh Levine ’12’s two weeks working with the Sierra Student Coalition at the COP15 Climate Conference in Copenhagen. Afterward, we’ll discuss how to move forward with climate policy [...]

Random ProTip – Avoid Clean Accesss

If you hate that AirWes login screen as much as I do, configure your computer to use AirWes-wpa, a hidden yet ubiquitous secure 802.11 network. You type your login credentials into your wireless network configuration preferences, your computer automatically connects and you need never see that stupid fucking impediment again. Instructions from ITS for Windows [...]

Awesome Lecture – The Supernatural Writings of Ueda Akinari

[ February 4, 2010; 4:30 PM; ]

The stone-cold coolest Professor at Wesleyan, Miri Nakamura, is giving a lecture on Ueda Akinari this Thursday!

Blurrb:
Akinari (1734-1809) was a writer, poet, a medical doctor, and a scholar of the nativist movement in Edo period Japan. One of his most famous works, Tales of Moonlight and Rain (1776) is often seen as one of [...]

DANCE DANCE DANCE ->omnibus edition

[ February 4, 2010; 6:00 PM to 9:01 PM. February 5, 2010; 5:00 PM to 6:30 PM. February 7, 2010; 2:00 PM to 4:30 PM. ]

DAMN HAVE YOU GOT A LOT OF OPPORTUNITIES TO DANCE THIS SPRING!
Terpsichore, The Spring Dance Show and The Improv Dance Group ALL want you to shake that shit silly. (In roughly ascending order of silliness.)
Terpsichore is a student-run dance company that is dedicated to introducing dance to the entire Wesleyan community by organizing a production [...]

Gluten-free Students Unite!

Calling all Gluten-Free People!!! Want to have a discussion about gluten-free concerns and life at Wesleyan? Want to help figure out how to make it easier? Sick of being scared that everything we eat at Usdan has gluten in it?
Email emsheehan@wesleyan.edu if you are interested!! Hopefully we can set up a time to meet (at [...]

Lecture:The Goldstone Report on the Gaza ‘War’ – Between International Law and Politics

[ February 1, 2010; 8:00 PM; ]

Anat Biletzki, Professor of Philosophy, Tel Aviv University. Albert Schweitzer Visiting Professor, Quinnipiac University, is giving this lecture tonight:

The Goldstone Report (Report of the United Nations Fact-Finding Mission on the Gaza Conflict) was commissioned by the United Nations Human Rights Council “to investigate all violations of international human rights law and international humanitarian law that might have been committed [...]

Shaolin Temple Kung Fu

[ February 4, 2010; 7:30 PM to 9:00 PM. ]

Want to: Learn a new skill? Do something different? Get rid of stress? Make new friends? Get exercise? Get a bike. (Just Kidding.) How about learn to defend yourself from lesser foes? Improve posture and balance? Gain the poise of a grasshopper and the coldblooded determination of a postcoital praying mantis? Come to the first [...]

The Oriental Orientalist – New AlumBlogation

“A blog documenting the thoughts of fictional personage Saeid Edward,
oriental orientalist extraordinaire, who is loosely based on the very
real Saeid Vahidi ‘09. The term irrev/lent was coined by Kate Gavriel
‘09 on Nov. 11, 2009 at 4:48 p.m. She also designed the blog. She is
teh awesome.” (True! Good morning!)

Good Morning and Welcome to Springtime (er.. drop/add)

Good morning! Put on a cheery face and then drag it to the classes you’ve always dreamed of taking! Welcome back to school! Good luck with Drop/Add! Make some new friends! It looks like a goddamned nice day out there.
Edit: And if you’ve found your fucking coffee but can’t seem to find your fucking classroom, [...]

Giant Joint Wins Seat!

With 416 votes, Giant Joint finishes 4th overall!
Yo GJ, nice going. I hope the fat chill you be busting be super comfy! You earned it!
Victory Anthems! -> Smoke Two Joints /////// Stoned Faces Don’t Lie <- Campaign Promises!
Congratulations also to Cordelia Blanchard, Joseph O’Donnell, Marina Reza, Bradley Spahn, Sandy Durosier and Mandela Kazi!

“Good Moorrnnninnnggg!” – an affirmation.

Giant Steps. You’re Making Them. Go Team. Go get some fucking Coffee and kick some fucking ass.
Violets Of Dawn (1968) (alternately, if in my state of mind ->> Rage.)

“The one thing that would change Wesleyan for the better” -rant section

What is it?
Honestly, everybody take a breath from your various blackout/caffeinated and stressed beyond all reason agendas and come up with something productive that could be implemented next semester.
My Ideas:
1. This Green Fund seems like a great idea (especially the part about not including the administration), but what about some simpler things? A friend of [...]

Nothing To Do With WSA Elections

Wow, one can vote for 7 of the 8 at-large reps? and 2 of the 5 people with money?
Widen the playing field. You know what to do.
(hint: G…t J…t)
[edit] A mission statement of sorts from GJ hirself at AuralWes.

White Mice, An Albatross, Scroats will fuck your ears till they bleed.

[ December 11, 2009; 10:00 PM to 11:00 PM. ]

What: White Mice (the source of unquestionably the loudest noise I’ve ever heard), An Albatross, and Scroat
Where: eclectic
When: Friday, at 10pm
Cost: Possible Hearing damage, otherwise FREE w/ WesID
More Info: Over at Auralwes

Go See it. Title not too much of an exaggeration. You know you like it.

Film Series: THIRST

[ December 9, 2009; 8:00 PM; ]

THIRST (Bakjwi) is playing tonight in the Film Series.

I personally recommend this as a date movie. C’mon, it’s a winter wonderland outside, you’re both so stressed… Why not just give yourself a few hours this evening to see this amazing movie.

It’s like Twilight for people with intact cerebral cortexes! Like Let The Right One In [...]

We Live In the Future

[ December 12, 2009; 12:00 AM to 11:00 PM. ]

Ostranenie Magazine’s Arts Showcase this Saturday is going to be really, really fun.
Tickets go on sale tomorrow, during noon feeding, at Usdan. They three or more dollars.
We’re told you should ”LOOK FOR THE CUTIES W. CUTE BOOTIES” to aid in your escape from the rotting, stagnant hypersolid corpse of the present into the luminous probabalistic.
Apparently this [...]

IT’S FUCKING SNOWING but not sticking

Just Sayin.
Have some snow music! ->
Galaxie 500 – Listen, the snow is falling
Trentemøller – Snowflake
EDIT (Jacon): It IS sticking!!  Woohooo sharpen them edges.

Wave Farm

The Anonymous Overlords over on the ACB have suggested/ordered that, in the spirit of Thanksgiving,  we somehow facilitate the bestowal of Google Wave Invites by those of us with accounts upon the less fortunate. To that end, reply to this post with your email address. Bestowers, please post something like “I’ve invited X through Y” [...]

Yo WesPilgrims, Diversionary Mirth At Hand

0))) ‘10 just posted something brilliant over at AuralWes. I think you should go and participate. There are some dark, hilarious places in the picture-bowels of facebook…. I will summarize/ copy paste here:
here’s the deal: if you think the new admissions site is totally fucking stupid, condescending, and more than a bit disingenuous, you can [...]

Obama Pardons Turkey

New Moon Midnight Showing

[ November 19, 2009; 11:59 PM; ]

(File under things I know I am going to regret posting.)
Tonight, at Midnight, a Werewolf vs. Human vs. Vampire love triangle comes to the big screen. If you haven’t seen the first film, NEVER FEAR,  it’ll be showing at 9, so you can make a marathon of it. Cheap tickets (if there still are any) [...]

Do you take it… in the Butts?

Twitter-bound Wesleyanites have started a sweet hashtag based on our brilliant new redesign and the very, very dramatic slogans encapsulated therein. (nano twitter tutorial: hashtags are essentially a way of categorizing tweets based on a common feature or meme.) the hashtag is #iamwesleyan.
Some choice examples:
Would you stay up all night…. just to read an anonymous [...]

XKCD remains neat

and now someone drunk and hot stumbles in, one thing follows another, and the next roommate to return home sleeps in the hall lounge orbital.