Category Archives: Events

Slender James Wants You!

10593033_902223559792687_3009800284052711255_nFrom the oily mouth of Eriq Robinson ’15:

Come one, come all, come all ye faithful to audition for the only acapella group on campus! Since the rapture, and the ascendence to heaven of every other acapella group on campus, Slender James wants you to join the effort to rebuild modern society through the power of goyce and the magic of moist male melodies spreading peace across the land of glorious Wesleyana.

Come prepared with a song :D

Where: 84 Home

When: Tues/Weds 6-8pm


Slavei Auditions




From the Super-Duper Sue Greenblatt ’16:
Feeling unsatisfied with the amount of Eastern European folk music in your life? ……Of course you are!
So, AUDITION for SLAVEI, the only Balkan, Georgian, and Eastern European a cappella group that has posted on Wesleying so far. Come to PAC001 between 4:30-6:30pm on this Tuesday, September the second.
No need to prepare anything. Just bring your voice, yourself, and that sparkle in your eye.
Where: PAC001
When: Sept 2nd 4:30-6:30pm

Notably Sharp wants you

This just in from the incredible attractive, beautifully voiced man of your dreams Brent Packer ’15 

Tryna sing some songs and look rull sexy simultaneously? Notably
Sharp, Wesleyan’s best dressed co-ed a cappella group, is waiting for

Sing us a little song. Maybe we’ll share some stories. Maybe Zoe will
paint you some water colors. See you soon

Where: Usdan 108
When: Tuesday, Sept. 2nd and Wednesday, Sept. 3rd from 7-10 p.m.

Student Forum: Collective Feminist Memory


From Yiyang Wang ’15: 

You probably know who Hillary Clinton, Judith Butler, and Gloria Steinem are, but what about Janice Raymond, Shirley Chisholm, and Emma Goldman?

If you’re interested in learning about these incredible trailblazers in feminism along with other radical and marginalized narratives in the feminist movement, come to the interest meeting for FGSS 419, “Collective Feminist Memory.”

Date: Wednesday, September 3rd
Time: 8 PM
Location: 41 Wyllys Room 112

Onomatopoeia Auditions

From Avery Peyton ’15:

Do you like to sing? Do you like to sing with other people? Do you identify as a lady?

If you answered yes to all of those questions you should come audition for Ono! We like harmonies, snacks, and long walks on the beach. Come sweep us off our feet Tuesday and Wednesday from 9-11PM in the Music Studios.

Date: Tuesday, September 2nd and Wednesday, September 3rd, 2014
Time: 9–11PM
Place: Music Studios

Join Vicious Circles


Want to learn how to huck? Vicious Circles, the Wesleyan Women’s Ultimate Frisbee, is here to teach you the tricks of the trade. Bring some water, cleats or sneakers, a white and dark shirt, and your game face to the Butts Parking Lot tomorrow, Tuesday 9/2 at 4:10 PM.

Email kgibbel[at]wesleyan[dot]edu or lsalwen[at]wesleyan[dot]edu for more details, including the definition of the word ‘huck.’

Audition for The Worm Queen


From Will McGhee ’17:

Looking to continue or begin your acting careers on the Wesleyan stage? Well look no further. The Worm Queen is the play for you!

What is Worm Queen? Well it’s an original dramedy that takes place in a world where earthworms have risen up and taken over the world. A dysfunctional family has survived the apocalypse on a far away island. But the peace is fragile; with the eldest daughter prophesied to save the world and agents of the worms on their doorstep, nothing is as it seems.

Auditions are TUESDAY 9/2/14 from 8-10:30PM and WEDNESDAY 9/3/14 from 5-9PM in the EAST ROOM (The room on the right in the long rectangular building at the back of the CFA). No prep necessary! But if you wish to prepare a minute-long monologue of your choice, please do. Candy will be provided by the benevolent Worm Collective.

Questions? Contact Director/Writer Will McGhee at wmcghee(at)wesleyan(dot)edu or Stage Manager Maia Nelles-Sager at mnellessager(at)wesleyan(dot)edu

Date: Tuesday, September 2nd, 2014 and Wednesday, September 3rd, 2014
Time: 8-10:30PM, and 5-9PM
Place: East Room, Theater Studios
Cost: Free (Worms have no concept of currency)

Audition for Song for a Future Generation

From May Treuhaft-Ali ’17:


Do you ever feel like all the hot ones are robots? Do you wish that your lipstick doubled as a laser gun? Don’t you hate it when your clones won’t let you sit shotgun in the hovercraft?

Welcome to SONG FOR A FUTURE GENERATION, a comedy that takes place in the future at a dance party on a space shuttle orbiting around an exploding star. The 13- person cast will play time travelers, shapeshifters, aliens, and psychics. They will also get to make puns, karate chop each other and rock out to a whole lot of ’80s jams.

Auditions will take place Wednesday 9/3 and Thursday 9/4 from 4:30 to 6:30. Sides will be provided — no preparation or experience necessary!

Date: Wednesday, September 3rd – Thursday, September 4th.
Time: 4:30 PM – 6:30 PM
Place: The Jones Room (CFA Theater Studios)

Play Ultimate Frisbee with Nietzsch Factor

nfGet down and dirty with these muddy boys. Noam Sandweiss-Back ’15 writes in with the details

Are you athletic yet sensitive? Interested in toning your thighs and giving (and receiving) high fives?

Nietzsch Factor, Wesleyan Men’s Ultimate Team, is having our first practice this Tuesday at 4:15 at the bottom of Foss. Come a few minutes early to warm up and bring some water, cleats, and dark and light top!

Date: Tuesday, September 2nd
Time: 4:15 PM
Place: Foss Hill

S’mores @ The Bayit!


From Emma Golub ’16: 

Kick back with us as we take a breather from orientation weekend, roast some s’morez, sing some campfire songs, reunite with friends, meet new people, and have a great time! Anyone and everyone welcome.

We’ll be in the Bayit backyard (next to WesWings)! In event of rain, we’ll be indoorz. See you then!!

Date: Monday, September 1st, 2014
Time: 8PM–10PM
Place: The Bayit (157 Church Street)