Poll History

What is your favorite campus critter?

  • Michael roth (26%, 56 Votes)
  • Squirrels gettin' crunk, man! (20%, 43 Votes)
  • Long lane ducks (14%, 29 Votes)
  • The skunk that reminds me of the smell of my bowl :) (12%, 25 Votes)
  • A single fish in 10 gallon tanks or smaller (12%, 25 Votes)
  • Mathilde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8%, 18 Votes)
  • The maggots in my compost bin (8%, 16 Votes)

Total Voters: 212

Start Date: October 8, 2017 @ 5:01 PM
End Date: No Expiry

What is your current morning routine?

  • Snoozing my alarm every five minutes because I think I love myself (47%, 105 Votes)
  • My only interaction with the "morning" is between midnight and 3:30am (14%, 32 Votes)
  • Taste testing my multitudinous collection of herbal teas (10%, 22 Votes)
  • Awkwardly try to conceal your morning wood from your roommate as you navigate the distance from your bed to the bathroom (9%, 20 Votes)
  • Writing 5 pages in 30 minutes because we're at that point in the semester (8%, 19 Votes)
  • Calling Michael Roth "U Bum" in a morning toilet Twitter delirium (7%, 15 Votes)
  • Gettin' crunk, man!!!!!!!!! (5%, 12 Votes)

Total Voters: 225

Start Date: September 26, 2017 @ 8:26 AM
End Date: No Expiry

What are you most excited for next year?

  • squirrels getting fatter (26%, 195 Votes)
  • absolutely nothing (15%, 115 Votes)
  • having points again (13%, 101 Votes)
  • losing my health insurance and paying off my student loans (11%, 81 Votes)
  • continuing to hold the administration accountable for its shady behavior (10%, 78 Votes)
  • "vigorous conversation" (10%, 77 Votes)
  • the inevitable implosion of keg co-op due to factionalism (8%, 63 Votes)
  • the wesleyan military industrial complex (7%, 54 Votes)

Total Voters: 764

Start Date: May 14, 2017 @ 3:36 PM
End Date: No Expiry

How is your housing situation for next year?

  • Back at home in my childhood bedroom (19%, 67 Votes)
  • I got a house on home with 18 walk-in closets (19%, 66 Votes)
  • If I sleep on a different floor of Exley every night they won't figure it out (18%, 64 Votes)
  • Sleeping outside of the new bookstore until they fix their hiring practices (14%, 48 Votes)
  • I'm a senior in the first ever Clark quadruple (13%, 46 Votes)
  • 69 Fountain and already gettin' crunk, man! (10%, 35 Votes)
  • I'd rather live in the butts tunnels (7%, 28 Votes)

Total Voters: 354

Start Date: April 26, 2017 @ 1:50 PM
End Date: No Expiry

Which is the best thesis title?

  • Michael: Roth (35%, 113 Votes)
  • Wording the Word: Wording Words in the Age of Words (15%, 49 Votes)
  • The Orgasm Chronicles: Why People Keep Reaching Our Site After Searching for Porn (15%, 47 Votes)
  • Spray Cheese: 90s Retrofuturist Nightmare or 2010s 3D Printed Dream? (11%, 35 Votes)
  • General Room Selection: A Tragicomedy (10%, 31 Votes)
  • Contorting the Body: Playing Twister in the Alpha Delt Shower (8%, 26 Votes)
  • Gettin' Crunk: Man (6%, 20 Votes)

Total Voters: 321

Start Date: April 16, 2017 @ 3:47 PM
End Date: No Expiry