Poll History

How is your housing situation for next year?

  • I got a house on home with 18 walk-in closets (28%, 5 Votes)
  • If I sleep on a different floor of Exley every night they won't figure it out (22%, 4 Votes)
  • Sleeping outside of the new bookstore until they fix their hiring practices (17%, 3 Votes)
  • Back at home in my childhood bedroom (17%, 3 Votes)
  • I'd rather live in the butts tunnels (11%, 2 Votes)
  • 69 Fountain and already gettin' crunk, man! (6%, 1 Votes)
  • I'm a senior in the first ever Clark quadruple (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 18

Start Date: April 26, 2017 @ 1:50 PM
End Date: No Expiry

Which is the best thesis title?

  • Michael: Roth (35%, 113 Votes)
  • Wording the Word: Wording Words in the Age of Words (15%, 49 Votes)
  • The Orgasm Chronicles: Why People Keep Reaching Our Site After Searching for Porn (15%, 47 Votes)
  • Spray Cheese: 90s Retrofuturist Nightmare or 2010s 3D Printed Dream? (11%, 35 Votes)
  • General Room Selection: A Tragicomedy (10%, 31 Votes)
  • Contorting the Body: Playing Twister in the Alpha Delt Shower (8%, 26 Votes)
  • Gettin' Crunk: Man (6%, 20 Votes)

Total Voters: 321

Start Date: April 16, 2017 @ 3:47 PM
End Date: No Expiry

This Spring, what will you be doing on Foss Hill?

  • Basking in the sunshine, away from the problems of the world (29%, 80 Votes)
  • Forgetting your towel and ending up with soggy butt (23%, 64 Votes)
  • Sex (20%, 55 Votes)
  • Downing 7 Angry Orchards in 3 minutes (i.e. gettin' crunk man) (14%, 38 Votes)
  • Nude performance art because you're really into radical praxis "or something" (8%, 21 Votes)
  • Keg Co-Op: Foss Hill edition (6%, 18 Votes)

Total Voters: 276

Start Date: April 2, 2017 @ 9:27 PM
End Date: No Expiry

Which is the soggiest?

  • Andrus Field right after the snow melts (32%, 129 Votes)
  • pre-made Pi Café sandwiches (24%, 99 Votes)
  • freshly-printed thesis draft, soaked in my tears (15%, 59 Votes)
  • Soggy We$ Memes (14%, 56 Votes)
  • vegan hemp yogurt from Usdan (9%, 35 Votes)
  • my liver cuz I’m gettin’ crunk, man (6%, 28 Votes)

Total Voters: 406

Start Date: February 26, 2017 @ 4:10 PM
End Date: No Expiry

best snowday activity?

  • thanking sunservices and bon app workers for their tireless dedication, even in the snow (25%, 76 Votes)
  • 'send nudes' (17%, 51 Votes)
  • hotboxing an igloo (15%, 46 Votes)
  • going to class bc wesleyan is a jerk (12%, 36 Votes)
  • still buying iced coffee (12%, 35 Votes)
  • crying in your bedroom (11%, 32 Votes)
  • snowball fights w mtown children (5%, 14 Votes)
  • gettin' crunk, man (3%, 12 Votes)

Total Voters: 302

Start Date: February 12, 2017 @ 3:17 PM
End Date: No Expiry