Poll History

What are you most excited for next year?

squirrels getting fatter (20%, 67 Votes)
absolutely nothing (15%, 50 Votes)
having points again (15%, 49 Votes)
losing my health insurance and paying off my student loans (14%, 46 Votes)
continuing to hold the administration accountable for its shady behavior (12%, 40 Votes)
the wesleyan military industrial complex (10%, 33 Votes)
"vigorous conversation" (9%, 29 Votes)
the inevitable implosion of keg co-op due to factionalism (5%, 21 Votes)

Total Voters: 335

Start Date: May 14, 2017 @ 3:36 PM
End Date: No Expiry

How is your housing situation for next year?

Back at home in my childhood bedroom (19%, 67 Votes)
I got a house on home with 18 walk-in closets (19%, 66 Votes)
If I sleep on a different floor of Exley every night they won't figure it out (18%, 64 Votes)
Sleeping outside of the new bookstore until they fix their hiring practices (14%, 48 Votes)
I'm a senior in the first ever Clark quadruple (13%, 46 Votes)
69 Fountain and already gettin' crunk, man! (10%, 35 Votes)
I'd rather live in the butts tunnels (7%, 28 Votes)

Total Voters: 354

Start Date: April 26, 2017 @ 1:50 PM
End Date: No Expiry

Which is the best thesis title?

Michael: Roth (35%, 113 Votes)
Wording the Word: Wording Words in the Age of Words (15%, 49 Votes)
The Orgasm Chronicles: Why People Keep Reaching Our Site After Searching for Porn (15%, 47 Votes)
Spray Cheese: 90s Retrofuturist Nightmare or 2010s 3D Printed Dream? (11%, 35 Votes)
General Room Selection: A Tragicomedy (10%, 31 Votes)
Contorting the Body: Playing Twister in the Alpha Delt Shower (8%, 26 Votes)
Gettin' Crunk: Man (6%, 20 Votes)

Total Voters: 321

Start Date: April 16, 2017 @ 3:47 PM
End Date: No Expiry

This Spring, what will you be doing on Foss Hill?

Basking in the sunshine, away from the problems of the world (29%, 80 Votes)
Forgetting your towel and ending up with soggy butt (23%, 64 Votes)
Sex (20%, 55 Votes)
Downing 7 Angry Orchards in 3 minutes (i.e. gettin' crunk man) (14%, 38 Votes)
Nude performance art because you're really into radical praxis "or something" (8%, 21 Votes)
Keg Co-Op: Foss Hill edition (6%, 18 Votes)

Total Voters: 276

Start Date: April 2, 2017 @ 9:27 PM
End Date: No Expiry

Which is the soggiest?

Andrus Field right after the snow melts (32%, 129 Votes)
pre-made Pi Café sandwiches (24%, 99 Votes)
freshly-printed thesis draft, soaked in my tears (15%, 59 Votes)
Soggy We$ Memes (14%, 56 Votes)
vegan hemp yogurt from Usdan (9%, 35 Votes)
my liver cuz I’m gettin’ crunk, man (6%, 28 Votes)

Total Voters: 406

Start Date: February 26, 2017 @ 4:10 PM
End Date: No Expiry