Poll History

what should michael roth be for halloween?

  • the ghost of need blind admissions (30%, 90 Votes)
  • a sexy psafe officer (20%, 61 Votes)
  • a pawn of late capitalism (16%, 49 Votes)
  • sigmund freud (7%, 22 Votes)
  • matilda (his dog) (6%, 19 Votes)
  • matilda the child genius (6%, 17 Votes)
  • a freshman gettin' crunk, man (4%, 13 Votes)
  • one of the coral in boger's photographs (4%, 12 Votes)
  • the constitution of the united states (3%, 10 Votes)
  • mocon (4%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 298

Start Date: October 30, 2016 @ 2:07 PM
End Date: No Expiry

what’s your email management strategy?

  • i just open everything without reading it to get rid of the notifications (37%, 84 Votes)
  • (60487 unread messages) (20%, 45 Votes)
  • - multiple folders and color-coded labels, i freak out if i have more than two unread emails (16%, 36 Votes)
  • slowly unsubscribing from every listserv (8%, 18 Votes)
  • wait my wes email, or punkgrrl97@yahoo.com? (7%, 17 Votes)
  • "Sent from my iPhone” (7%, 15 Votes)
  • sometimes i find out i’ve deleted emails when i was drunk? (4%, 8 Votes)
  • tbh i only use my email to tell profs when i’m skipping class (1%, 2 Votes)
  • gettin’ crunk, man (0%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 227

Start Date: October 16, 2016 @ 3:07 PM
End Date: No Expiry

What's your go-to bread co-op selection?

  • Garlic asiago cheese 'cause I hate my vegan housemate (35%, 96 Votes)
  • Multigrain; I'm really concerned about my fiber intake (18%, 49 Votes)
  • Pain de champagne because the history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles (18%, 48 Votes)
  • English toasting bread: I want my bread crumbling just like the rest of my life (11%, 29 Votes)
  • Cinnamon swirl because I've never been to Weshop (10%, 26 Votes)
  • Rustica; I'm too busy gettin' crunk man to fill out the survey (8%, 25 Votes)

Total Voters: 273

Start Date: October 2, 2016 @ 3:22 PM
End Date: No Expiry

What's your favorite type of Wesleyan friendship?

  • hugging drunk, awkward small talk sober (25%, 82 Votes)
  • avoiding eye contact in Usdan (19%, 62 Votes)
  • always saying "let's get coffee," never ever getting coffee (13%, 43 Votes)
  • across-class-year extracurricular acquaintance (10%, 33 Votes)
  • late night study buddy (9%, 29 Votes)
  • back-up dinner date (8%, 25 Votes)
  • you don't remember their last name but they're always down to get crunk, man (6%, 19 Votes)
  • frosh yr hallmate/your drug dealer (5%, 17 Votes)
  • your grandma thinks you're dating (5%, 16 Votes)
  • sophomore year GRS bridge burning (0%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 331

Start Date: September 18, 2016 @ 4:21 PM
End Date: No Expiry

What are you having the most trouble (re)adjusting to at Wesleyan?

  • the joylessness of my student existence (25%, 64 Votes)
  • Booger Hall (21%, 54 Votes)
  • Eclectic wait I mean MuHo (13%, 34 Votes)
  • the new first floor of Fisk (12%, 31 Votes)
  • green 'Swings mugs (9%, 24 Votes)
  • ResLife's stance on "jumping" (7%, 18 Votes)
  • gettin' crunk man (5%, 14 Votes)
  • sex, drugs, and rock n roll :) (5%, 14 Votes)
  • ice cream at the Froyo of Middletown (3%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 255

Start Date: September 4, 2016 @ 2:38 PM
End Date: No Expiry