Poll History

what are you planning for april fool's day?

  • bribing the admissions deans to get your younger sibling off the waitlist (23%, 29 Votes)
  • enforcing strict quiet hours in scili first floor and aggressively shushing first years (17%, 22 Votes)
  • pretending to delete your friend's thesis off of their computer (16%, 20 Votes)
  • boozedan-ing mroth's philosophy class (monday, 7:10, powell family cinema) (16%, 20 Votes)
  • switching out the spoons and forks in usdan (10%, 13 Votes)
  • gettin' crunk, man (9%, 12 Votes)
  • putting a mummy in your roommate's bed #iykyk (7%, 9 Votes)
  • tp-ing my neighbor's lo-rise (2%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 127

Start Date: March 31, 2019 @ 2:19 PM
End Date: No Expiry

what is your response to senior woodframe floor-gate???

  • maintaining my party at exactly fire code capacity (13) (27%, 48 Votes)
  • partying partying yeah! (24%, 43 Votes)
  • using this opportunity to explore the forbidden basement (13%, 24 Votes)
  • partying in the air conditioned frosh dorm common spaces ;) (10%, 17 Votes)
  • gettin' crunk, man (9%, 16 Votes)
  • waiting for mroth to come out with an official position (8%, 15 Votes)
  • moving into the usdan multipurpose room until structural integrity is confirmed (9%, 15 Votes)

Total Voters: 178

Start Date: February 24, 2019 @ 2:11 PM
End Date: No Expiry

How are you weathering the polar vortex?

  • succumbing to the wesleyan turtleneck aesthetic (23%, 44 Votes)
  • becoming very intimate with my furnace (17%, 33 Votes)
  • hibernating through the end of drop-add (14%, 27 Votes)
  • gettin crunk, man (13%, 24 Votes)
  • spending all of my points on pi coffee (13%, 24 Votes)
  • hiding the freshman fifteen under all my sweaters (11%, 20 Votes)
  • going to the gym in shorts because why not (9%, 18 Votes)

Total Voters: 190

Start Date: February 3, 2019 @ 1:58 PM
End Date: No Expiry

pick a side

  • gettin' crunk man (50%, 101 Votes)
  • Max (25%, 52 Votes)
  • Roth (25%, 51 Votes)

Total Voters: 204

Start Date: December 9, 2018 @ 2:59 PM
End Date: No Expiry

How's your listserv life?

  • Present, yet not omnipresent (37%, 21 Votes)
  • Overwhelming (18%, 10 Votes)
  • Colder and emptier than the space between galaxies (12%, 7 Votes)
  • Are you fucking kidding? That's absolutely the last time I sign up for every single student group at the fair. (12%, 7 Votes)
  • Fulfilling (11%, 6 Votes)
  • Idk, I'm too busy gettin' crunk, man (10%, 6 Votes)

Total Voters: 57

Start Date: December 2, 2018 @ 2:56 PM
End Date: No Expiry