Poll History

Which of these garments is owned by the greatest percentage of campus?

  • too short faded mom jeans (28%, 112 Votes)
  • light grey crew neck wesleyan university sweatshirt (18%, 71 Votes)
  • patagonia quarter zip fleece (12%, 49 Votes)
  • clear-rimmed roundish glasses (11%, 45 Votes)
  • doesn't matter so long as they're getting crunk, man (8%, 31 Votes)
  • matte black birkenstocks (7%, 28 Votes)
  • shapeless turtleneck (6%, 25 Votes)
  • 90s purple and teal windbreaker (4%, 18 Votes)
  • neon orange beanie (3%, 13 Votes)
  • grungy skate shoes (3%, 10 Votes)

Total Voters: 402

Start Date: April 17, 2016 @ 3:19 PM
End Date: No Expiry

How do you feel about this year's Spring Fling lineup?

  • ¯_(ツ)_/¯, or plagued with indifference (34%, 64 Votes)
  • More excited than Jeremih's hypeman (18%, 35 Votes)
  • I just wish Roth's April Fools joke was real (18%, 35 Votes)
  • Already crunk AF man! (12%, 23 Votes)
  • Hyped for Ariana Grande, tryna meet Jessie J (11%, 20 Votes)
  • I'm not gonna go, but I'm gonna buy the dope ass tank top (7%, 13 Votes)

Total Voters: 190

Start Date: April 10, 2016 @ 3:08 PM
End Date: No Expiry

What's your weed of choice?

  • the weed/desirable plant binary is a social construct (35%, 22 Votes)
  • dandelions bc i like my wishes to have some effect even when they don't come true (25%, 16 Votes)
  • .......are those seriously all the options guess i'll just get crunk, man (13%, 8 Votes)
  • the kind of burrs that get stuck on your socks because I'm clingy and want to be loved (10%, 6 Votes)
  • clover; i'm into endless searching for stuff that probably doesn't exist (6%, 4 Votes)
  • purslane... slimy but nutritious (6%, 4 Votes)
  • poison ivy (3%, 2 Votes)
  • ragweed so that my sinuses are as miserable as the rest of me (2%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 63

Start Date: April 1, 2016 @ 9:00 AM
End Date: April 2, 2016 @ 1:20 AM

What's your ideal housing situation?

  • the void (26%, 80 Votes)
  • the tiny attic space in the bell tower (18%, 55 Votes)
  • Olin (who cares, I never leave the library anyway) (15%, 45 Votes)
  • some other space rock far away from here (13%, 41 Votes)
  • on Foss because it's ideal for gettin' crunk, man (11%, 35 Votes)
  • Summies (6%, 20 Votes)
  • under a pile of weeds in the WestCo Courtyard (6%, 18 Votes)
  • a grimy corner in the CFA tunnels (5%, 16 Votes)

Total Voters: 310

Start Date: March 21, 2016 @ 7:07 PM
End Date: No Expiry

Which campus location most exemplifies how you're feeling right now?

  • Espwesso: still stressed but kinda lowkey about it (28%, 62 Votes)
  • Andrus: slightly damp, structurally unsound (18%, 40 Votes)
  • the Olin printers: slow and overextended (18%, 40 Votes)
  • the cracks in the Usdan couches: covered in crumbs and constantly losing things (13%, 29 Votes)
  • the Fishbowl: mired in existential despair (10%, 22 Votes)
  • the SciLi basement: windowless and empty (10%, 22 Votes)
  • Fountain Ave because I'm gettin' crunk, man (3%, 8 Votes)

Total Voters: 223

Start Date: February 29, 2016 @ 11:47 AM
End Date: No Expiry