From Rob Roth ’14:
Why are you in the library on a Saturday night?!
Cuz its the Cardinal Sinners and The Spirits 367th biannual joint concert!
THAT’S WHY. #thisiswhy
The dirty deetz:
Olin Library Main Lobby
Saturday, November 16
Date: Saturday, November 16
Time: 7 – 7:30 PM
Place: Olin Library Main Lobby
Ben Keeshin ’14 writes in with this pun-y concert submission:
No one wears briefs….
…but we will BE brief! Come to the Olin Lobby at 9 (SHARP!) and enjoy a short, short stack of our proverbial pancakes: 5-6 beautiful little songs. It’s our classic 30-minute Quasimodal quasi-concert.
We have three AWESOME newbies as well as our regular, old-timey cast of ROCKSTARS!
We have new songs, as well as a new, Bufordian take on an old favorite (@TheEmmaBufordFanCluband/orMafia)!
Bring your friends and your moms and your lovers and a Nalgene full of something and hear what Quasi’s been working on all semester. We’d love to have ya.
Date: Thursday, November 14th
Time: 9pm (till 9:30. That’s a study break!)
Where: Olin Library Lobby
Cost: none dollars
From my super cool homie Stephanie Blumenstock ’16:
Come audition for Onomatopoeia, one of Wesleyan’s all-female a cappella groups! Bring a song and your lovely self!
Auditions will take place Tuesday, September 3rd and Wednesday, September 4th from 8-10 PM in the Butts C lounge.
Date: Today (September 3) and tomorrow (September 4)
Place: Butts C Lounge
Ben Jacobs ’14, the dashing tall blond gentlemen whose eyes could be described accurately with the simile “like icebergs in the cold waters of the Arctic Sea, piercing hearts worldwide as icebergs pierced the hull of the Titanic on that dark and fateful night so many years ago, that night that shall forever live on in infamy layered with Leonardo DiCaprio and why didn’t they both just jump onto that door it would TOTALLY have held them for at LEAST long enough for help to arrive what a fucking stupid end to a movie” sends us this message from the Wesleyan Spirits:
The Wesleyan Spirits want YOU…
Especially if you’re a male who enjoys singing! The Wesleyan Spirits, Wesleyan’s oldest all-male a cappella group, is holding auditions for all dudes, homies, sk8er boiz, ballaz, hustlas, pimps, playas, bros, or all around good-guys with angelic voices. Or heck, forget all those labels and just COME OUT AND AUDITION! Nothing would make us happier than singing with you! Here are the details:
Dates: Wednesday, September 4; Thursday, September 5
Times: 4:00 PM – 6:00 PM, 9/4; 5:00 PM – 7:00 PM, 9/5
Place: The Greene Room in Alpha Delta Phi–the building on the corner of High Street and Church Street.
Bring: A song, a smile, maybe a haiku, or really whatever suits your fancy. You do you ;)
Lauren Seo ’14 wants you to audition with Wesleyan’s sexiest sinners:
The Cardinal Sinners are holding auditions Wednesday 6-8pm at the WestCo Cafe.
In case you missed that or can’t read things in sentence form, here is a bullet point:
- Wednesday, Sept. 4, from 6-8pm at the WestCo Cafe
If you have any questions, please email Lauren at lseo@wes. She’s
usually somewhat super duper friendly.
destiny’s child destined for something sinful? Lauren Burke ’16 wants to help you out.
It’s reading week(end), Wes.
And what’s better than
reading watching Netflix?
Um, we are.
Your favorite ladies are back in black
And ready to sass the fuq out of everyone in the chapel,
Don’t miss the swaggiest, sexiest serenade of the semester.
Date: Sunday May 12
Time: 5:00 pm
Place: Memorial Chapel
Brent Packer ’15 sez:
Come indulge your ear for an evening with us – the best dressed group
on campus – and Route 9, an all male a cappella group fresh-faced from
their journey from Amherst.
We will be performing some of our old classics for the last time, and
unveiling a crazy new piece that’s awesome. And Route 9 always has
something up their sleeves,
so COME ONE COME ALL
put down those books
slip into your groovin’ shoes
and kick off your weekend right – 7pm SHARP (get it?????)
Date: April 5
Time: 7:00 PM – 8:00 PM
Place: Olin Lobby
From Rob Roth ’14:
The Wesleyan Spirits will be hosting Stanford University’s own, Fleet Street Singers tomorrow evening time, at 5 pm in the Olin Lobby. It’s gonna be bonkers!
Date: Thursday, March 28
Time: 5-6 p.m.
Place: Olin Lobby
An urgent yet hilarious message for all musically inclined individuals who wish they could be Eastern European folk singers from Nathan Shane ’13:
You know you want to be a part of Wesleyan’s bestest, zaniest, hottest, oldest, prestigious-est Eastern European singing ensemble! And guess what? You can be. That’s right, Slavei is having auditions this Wednesday from 4:30-6:30 in Usdan 108. You do not need to prepare a song — just come as yourself and we’ll do some singing and a little talking and generally just have a good time.
Slavei sings some of the craziest/most interesting music that you will ever hear in your life. You will probably not get a chance to sing in an ensemble like this outside of Wesleyan, so you should do it!
We’re also the a capella group that uses the most instruments.
Date: Today, January 30
Time: 4:30 p.m. – 6:30 p.m.
Place: Usdan 108
Author’s note: Slavei is awesome. If you’re interested in a capella, audition for this.