Sonya Levine ’17 wants you to make your bubbe proud:
Like to sing Hebrew, Yiddish or culturally Jewish music? Come audition for the MAZEL TONES, Wesleyan’s newly-revived Jewish a cappella group! Auditions will be Monday and Tuesday in the Bayit common room (157 Church St.) from 8-10 pm! Prepare a little something to sing for us, and just show up when you can. We can’t wait!
Date: Monday, September 8th and Tuesday, September 9th
Time: 8-10 PM
Place: The Bayit (157 Church)
From the illustrious Nate “Neepaz” Repasz ’14:
Slender James was formed in a simulation of 2011 under the auspices of a cosmic DOYCE. Since then, it has developed several norms and regenerative properties.
Yet, as all self-sustaining entities must, the James now prepares to forfeit its progenitors to ensure the future of its progeny. And so, as the eve of the Ascension approaches, we supplicate you to watch a swan song, as we step aside for our supplanters.
In other words, come listen to us sing songs as we send our six seniors into the sunset.
James Ascended. James eternal. James bless.
Date: Today, Friday, May 9
Time: 7:30 PM
Place: WestCo Lounge
Emma Buford ’16 says:
Our winter concert, on ice! You’ve seen us in briefs so you obviously don’t wanna miss quasi on the rocks!
For the last time this semester, we give you Quasimodal, Wesleyan’s best-looking-in-reindeer-antler-headbands a cappella group.®
We’ll be starting our set at 7 sharp (actually though)–a special treat is in store for all who make an early showing!
Bring your bestie, your uncle, your pet, your textbooks, your water bottle filled with whatever you like, but most importantly bring that quasi love ?
SATURDAY THE 7TH AT 7PM (like legit) IN WORLD MUSIC HALL. See you
Date: Saturday, December 7
Time: 7:00 PM-8:00 PM
Place: World Music Hall
Lauren Seo ’14 writes in:
“Need a pre-fall break break from all your midterms or an excuse not to think about how awful life will be when we return??
We’ve got visitors!!! The Ford S-Chords from Haverford! And they look cute and they’ll be staying the night so come scope em out…
We also have some new group members and some new sounds so come to hear that as well!!! We’ve added a little choral to our sass and we think you’ll like it.
Come to OLIN LOBBY, THIS SATURDAY at 7PM for a quickie before you drink your sorrows/ drown them in your textbooks… Lets face it you might be in there anyway.
Date: Today, Saturday, October 12
Time: 7-8:00 p.m.
Location: Olin Lobby
Come see every comedy group perform live tonight at 7:30pm in the Nics Lounge! All groups will also be announcing their auditions, which are imminent!
- Desperate Measures: short-form improv
- Gag Reflex: long-form improv
- Lunchbox: sketch comedy
- New Teen Force: long-form improv
- Punchline: stand-up comedy
- Vocal Debauchery: a-cappella + sketch comedy
WHERE?: Nics Lounge.
WHEN?: TONIGHT at 7:30pm.
SHOULD I BRING A FRIEND?: Bring all your friends.
Hope that shit’s purified.
Need an outlet for that sultry baritone? Look no further! Simon Riker ’14 is desperately seeking you:
Title says it all. Come try out for our a cappella ramble-tamble this week.
We love it all!
We need you to come! We’re just that moist!
Being in Slender James?!? It’s fun, we make our music to please, and we’re the only living heirs to the Slender James Fortune.
Seriously! If you’re a dude who likes to sing, this will impact your Wesleyan experience forever! I’m talking life-changing! Try out!
Date/Time: Wednesday from 4-6 PM and Thursday from 7-9 PM
Place: Psi U
Ben Jacobs ’14, the dashing tall blond gentlemen whose eyes could be described accurately with the simile “like icebergs in the cold waters of the Arctic Sea, piercing hearts worldwide as icebergs pierced the hull of the Titanic on that dark and fateful night so many years ago, that night that shall forever live on in infamy layered with Leonardo DiCaprio and why didn’t they both just jump onto that door it would TOTALLY have held them for at LEAST long enough for help to arrive what a fucking stupid end to a movie” sends us this message from the Wesleyan Spirits:
The Wesleyan Spirits want YOU…
Especially if you’re a male who enjoys singing! The Wesleyan Spirits, Wesleyan’s oldest all-male a cappella group, is holding auditions for all dudes, homies, sk8er boiz, ballaz, hustlas, pimps, playas, bros, or all around good-guys with angelic voices. Or heck, forget all those labels and just COME OUT AND AUDITION! Nothing would make us happier than singing with you! Here are the details:
Dates: Wednesday, September 4; Thursday, September 5
Times: 4:00 PM – 6:00 PM, 9/4; 5:00 PM – 7:00 PM, 9/5
Place: The Greene Room in Alpha Delta Phi–the building on the corner of High Street and Church Street.
Bring: A song, a smile, maybe a haiku, or really whatever suits your fancy. You do you ;)