9 hours. 13 acts. Brochella. April 13th. 1pm-10pm. Butt(s)hole.
Come one, come all: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, illegal pets out of their Weshop bags to enjoy the sun for once in their sad lives.
That is because tomorrow is Brochella, brought to you by Wesleyan’s Alpha Psi Chapter of Alpha Epsilon Pi, the National(ly Renowned) Jewish Fraternity. This epically long music festival features 13 bands and is sure to rock your socks off, get your jimmies jangling, and what’s more, it is completely free. There will also be a barbecue. Our new deal is four patties for a box (of Franzia). Score some points with P-Safe.
- WHEN?: Tomorrow from 1-10pm
- WHERE?: The Butt(s)hole
- FACEBOOK?: Here.
Click after the jump for the full schedule!
Come to Usdan today at noon and build your own Shofar with the help of AEPi and Chabad. Then step outside and throw some water balloons at nice Jewish boys! $2/throw, $1/cookie. Shofars are free (I think).
- Date: Today, September 13
- Time: 12 pm – 2 pm
- Place: Outside Usdan
- Cost: Free
NOTE: You don’t have to do one in order to do the other. They are separate events combined by way of convenient Wesleying post.
TWO HUNDRED CHURCH.
TEN O’CLOCK, POST MERIDIEM.
NO COVER CHARGE.
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE.
The Brothers of Alpha Epsilon Pi write:
You like music? No way, so do we! Get your night started right by listening to some amazing bands play some amazing music. Be rocked, be rolled, be funkified!
The lineup is as follows:
- Little Foot
- The Taste
Other info is as follows:
- WHEN?: TONIGHT, starting @ 9pm
- WHERE?: 200 Church Street
- WHY?: For the good and welfare of freaking the funk out.
- FACEBOOK?: Here!
Alex Cantrell ’14 and Rebecca Markell ’14 write in to let you know how you can help out spreading holiday cheer AND enjoy a delicious baked good, courtesy of the bakers of Rho Epsilon Pi and Alpha Epsilon Pi. Seems like their names were just too similar not to join forces for charity:
Rho Epsilon Pi and Alpha Epsilon Pi are partnering this week to raise money for children of the women at Hallie House for Women and Children. Please support our efforts to give these kids a delightful holiday season by stopping by in Usdan to buy some delicious baked goods. Baked goods will be available for donations from 12 to 1 p.m. and 5 to 7 p.m. on both Wednesday and Thursday!
Hallie House for Women and Children is a long-term, residential treatment facility for pregnant and parenting women who desire to live a clean and sober life. The program provides substance abusing women, a safe, home-like environment where they can learn life and parenting skills to be a better mother.
For the Facebook event, click here.
I meant to post this earlier, but I forgot to. My bad. It’s from AEPi and it’s URGENT:
Special thanks to everyone who braved the thick of the Snowpocalypse to come out to 200 Church for Rave or Die. The party was a huge success despite being cut short by the blackout. Unfortunately, someone has taken all of AEPi’s lights: two lasers, a multicolored party light, and a strobe. Those lights are too expensive for us to replace.
If you have any of our lighting equipment, or know where it is being kept, please contact ssontag(at)wesleyan(dot)edu or 510 917 1329. We don’t want to get anyone in trouble; we just want our stuff back. If we are going to keep throwing free raves for campus, we need the lights back.
Much love and many thanks,
The Brothers of the Alpha Psi Chapter of the Alpha Epsilon Pi Fraternity.
From The Brothers of the Alpha Psi Chapter of the Alpha Epsilon Pi Fraternity:
AEPi is throwing its annual halloween rave. Dress up and prepare to dance your hearts out.
Bring your WesCards.
FREE glowsticks for the first 300 people.
DJ Dubbstep ’14 will be playing some Doombahton (Doomsday Moombahton), and DJ Nephesh ’14 will be playing some face-melting Electro. Peter Cramer ’14 will simultaneously run a live light show–complete with blacklight, lasers, strobes, and more of that tasty shit.
And everybody should donate $3 to Shining Hope For Communities (SHOFCO).
- DATE: Tomorrow (Saturday, October 29th)
- TIME: 10pm-2am
- PLACE: 200 Church
DISCLAIMER: Upon being extensively questioned on the subject of the Rave’s Title, the Brothers would like to announce to the public at large that attendance at this rave is not necessarily guaranteed to save you from death. The Brothers have determined that there is, in fact, more than a 99% chance that you will die at some point throughout your life, regardless of whether or not you attend. But you should attend. Because you’re alive now. And you should celebrate that fact by dancing your ass off at what will be The Hella-Mad-Awesomest RaveFest You Ever Attended.
Alex Pack '14, one of the house's many fashionistas.
Following the stirring announcement of the Roosevelt Institute’s new blog comes another blog promising to tackle the challenging issues of our day: specifically, the fashion choices of the brothers of AEPi. Written by the mysterious “Sacajawea,” the tumblr has so far explored the styles of Alex Pack ’14 (pictured) and Matt Leibowitz ’14, with promises by the blogger to eventually cover every member of the house.
Accompanying the attached photo reads an astute measurement of Pack’s impeccable flair:
Alex was rocking out jewburban-casual style tonight:
defined by the standard cargo shorts and white adidas combo. The faded red on the grey t-shirt adds to the effect of this timeless ensemble, in a way that not only says “I’m committed to my old shirts,” but also says “……”
While I applaud this journalist’s groundbreaking work, I can’t help but notice the similarities in hir “Stay Sexy” sign-off and the “Stay Sexty ; )” of Sexty Five Pearl. Do I sense some possible intra-Wesleyan tumblr rivalry here?
Stay tuned for additional excitement here.