O Giant Joint, where art thou?
Our long, national nightmare is over. Following an interview by schmox that rivals the University’s Reaccreditation Self-Study for length, the results of the WSA elections are in: Nicole Updegrove ’14 and Andrew Trexler ’14 will be taking seat as president and vice-president, respectively. (For anyone keeping score at home, this makes Updegrove the first female president of the WSA since Emily Polak ’05 served during the 2004-2005 academic year.) Write-in champion Giant Joint made an especially meager showing this year, receiving only 25 votes for president and 29 votes for vice-president (unless you count those three votes for “big blunt”) after a briefly resurrected social media presence:
YO SO U ALL KNOW TO VOTE GIANT JOINT FOR WSA PREZ BUT NEW YEAR = NEW RUNNING MATE…NEED-BLIND SPLIFF FOR VP!! #420NOWMORETHANEVER
— Giante P. Goynt (@giantjoint420) April 25, 2013