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It’s Already Frebuary?


Anal Schmalz Peeper, Spirit of 1863, and A. Avoiding Gym Roll Rot, Connecticut College Class of 1864, would like to invite you to their primary Student Forum: ASJL420: Markets of Britain.

Verily. Verily. Verily. Verily. Life is butt a Marquis du Sade. Haha hey. Fworst, Coreikullum: a study of penzils, whaylz, murdrerz beIIz and the like. Professor Schmalz Peeper, dead for but a forescore months will provide the “student” with “an” education in the finerest of thangs. Whults—Dr. Roll Rot, PhD, MDMA expert in innerest of sevens can “not” unhelp you to the highest reaches of their lowest bucket tors. Queven. Pastabilities are with the realm of unnearing unendlessnesslessness. Schneezle. Quoram of einundzwansig Studentinnen while suffice. Please emale of quistionz to dogsarelikesocute09-woof35(at)aol(dot)org.

Bee Tea Dubs: Zombie Art Collective meetings T.R. 8:30 AM PAC0004?

Process Advisor Training!

Not pictured: anything related to process advising.

Come join the Wesleyan Student Assembly, the Student Judicial Board, and the Dean of Students Office to get trained to be a process advisor!

Process Advising is a valuable resource which offers students going through Wesleyan’s student judicial process to

seek and gain guidance from their peers, faculty, coaches,or staff.  Trained Process Advisors educate students on the judicial process, answer students’ procedural questions and provide other support as needed during the disciplinary process.

If you’re interested in being a resource for you fellow students, please come to process advisor training tomorrow, Wednesday November 16th, from noon to 1pm, in Woodhead Lounge.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email Andrew Trexler ’14 at atrexler[at]wesleyan[dot]edu.