From Cade Leebron ’14:
Dear Friends, Fans, and Freshmen (and every other class year too but we like alliteration),
We’re looking to get even more debaucherous, which we can only do with your help! If you can sing, and if you’re funny, hey let’s be friends! Stop by the Music Studios basement between 3 and 5 on Sunday (today) or 4:30-6:30 on Thursday! We’ll be the room full of people. All you need is a song to sing and a joke or funny story to tell (or another way to make us laugh). SOPRANOS AND BEATBOXERS are a thing we’re especially interested in, but everyone should come show us their stuff. Keep your clothes on, though.
PS if you for some reason can’t make the audition times, email email@example.com and we’ll try to make things work