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26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving

This Onion piece is from 2008. But it’s way too relevant not to share:
For the fifth straight year, Jordan McCabe will return home for the holidays and spend the night before Thanksgiving running into every smug and unlikable asshole he ever went to high school with, the 26-year-old reported Monday.
The trip back home, scheduled for [...]