Unfortunately, due to unforeseen technical difficulties, tonight’s scheduled screening of Back to the Future Part II will be cancelled. Don’t worry, though — Marty McFly is still on his way to the future!
“The administration has decided that ‘senior cocktails’ will no longer occur in the way they have existed.”
The national media frenzy has come and gone, but the lasting aftermath of last week’s Senior Cocks debacle isn’t going to fade quite so quickly. After a week of tense silence, you knew a statement from the Senior Class Officers was coming. You also knew it wasn’t going to be pretty. Today, it arrived.
The five-paragraph, 600-word email makes clear that last week’s events have put an end to Senior Cocks not only for the Class of 2013, but for all future classes. “Beyond the cancellation of all senior cocktails for future classes, the damage and destruction caused by our senior class last Friday has put our own Senior Week in jeopardy,” the officers write. “There was damage to some exhibits and extensive cleaning necessary at the museum, potential damage to the buses, and possibly damage to the DJ’s equipment as well.” Then there is the damage done to Wesleyan’s reputation among Connecticut venues and services: “The transportation company we have used for our senior events has refused to work with us, and some of our planned Senior Week venues are reevaluating whether they will still host us.” What goes unmentioned in the email is the damage done by viciously mocking media coverage in the week following the event, but that speaks for itself.
In light of this statement, last Friday’s buffoonery went well beyond dinosaur joyrides and escalator injuries. And it was more egregious than vomit on the stairs or gratuitous sex in the bathroom.
Miss Emma Pattiz ’13 has some bad news:
Wesleyan Farmers Market CANCELLED tomorrow Wednesday, October 3rd!
Due to the gross weather on the way, there will not be a market this week. We apologize for the inconvenience. The market will return next week on Wednesday, October 10th from 11 AM – 2 PM!
Date: Wednesday, October 3
Time: 11 am – 2 pm
Place: Usdan Courtyard