Alex “Vitruvian Man” Sakhno ’15 is hosting a ‘chill’ alternative to Bend it at Beckham. If you’re some kind of a performer, like a poet, comedian, musician, etc. and also would like to move in early, this is your opportunity! From the Sakh-man:

Looking for a chill alternative to the dance party scene? Drink a cup of coffee, listen to performers, intellectualize, philosophize, problematize…  or just relax.

Potential performers should contact asakhno[at]wesleyan[dot]edu. Performers would get to move in on 8/30; the event will be that night from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.