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Espwesso Opening Monday, Hiring Staff

Looks like we left the most important dining option of all out of our dining hours update. Forgive us. Jake Eichengreen ’13 saves the day with a picture of Chuck Norris:

Espwesso’s gonna be firing up the ol’ coffee grinder for the semester starting this coming Monday, 9pm-1am. Barring any unforseen gasmergencies we’ll be open our usual operating days/hours (Sun-Thurs, 9pm-1am) until Spring Break! Also, follow the cafe on Facebook for upcoming events, new coffees, and other cool things and stuff.

Also, to all you younger folks out there (2015 and 2016 folks) we’ll be conducting hiring sometime later this semester! Stay tuned.

Opening Date: Monday, January 28
Time: 9:00 p.m. – 1:00 a.m.
Place: Espwesso

Northern Shaolin Kungfu Class

… taught by DAVID MOENCH 09!!!
For those of you who don’t know David, OR don’t know why you should take this class, here’s the deal.

David Moench is like Chuck Norris, only more badass. My freshman year, during Orientation week, when everyone was going on lame walking tours of campus, David went around with a grappling hook and scaled all the university buildings. David also plays guitar and makes the best pancakes this side of the Yangtze river. In fact, David can probably drop kick Chuck Norris while playing guitar and making pancake batter all at the same time. No joke.

NOW, David is offering to share his knowledge and take disciples. You simply can’t turn this down.

What: Northern Shaolin Kunfu class, through WesWell
Contact/Information: dmoench@wesleyan.edu or WesWELL