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Welcome Back Senior Brunch

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From the dream team of Richie Starzec ’14, Nelle Herrick ’14, and Leo Liu ’14:

Remember Feet to the Fire? Common Moment? All that fun stuff? Remember taking that photo on Foss Hill the first day? When was the last time the entire Class of 2014 did something fun together?

Never. Let’s celebrate those early days again.

SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 8th from 2-5PM in the FOUNTAIN BACKYARDS

THERE WILL BE:
Brunch food (for 1 swipe), music (DJ Prodigy), badminton, volleyball, PIE EATING CONTEST, and a water balloon toss

WHAT TO BRING:
Blankets, frisbees, friends, food to share

TWO $250 GIFT CARDS TO BROAD STREET BOOKS WILL BE RAFFLED OFF!

Additionally, information about the Senior Gift Committee (SWAG) will be available on site

Rain Location: Beckham Hall

Sponsored by:
Class Council, Senior Class Officers, Student Affairs (Deans’ Office, ResLife CAs), and University Relations

Date: Sunday, September 8th, 2013
Time: 2–5 p.m.
Place: Fountain Backyards
Cost: One (1) meal swipe

Senior Events To Make Sober Comeback During Senior Week

After more than a month to reflect on February’s Senior Cocktails fallout, the Senior Class Officers have formally announced what some have already suspected: reports of the death of Senior Cocks have been greatly exaggerated. In fact, the events planned for Senior Week—an Outing Day and a Semi-Formal—are still on. From my inbox:

After working with the administration over the past weeks, we are pleased to announce that the events originally scheduled for Senior Week—Outing Day and Semi-Formal—will continue to be held on Tuesday, May 21 and Thursday, May 23 respectively. We are excited that our class will still have these opportunities to bond as a whole in an off-campus setting, and we look forward to planning them so that they are successful and enjoyable for all.

But there’s a twist. Come on, you can figure it out: 

Here’s Why Senior Cocks Got Shut Down in Two Hours Last Night

Spoiler: It involves sex, drugs, and rock & roll projectile vomiting.

Last night, around 7:30 p.m., a few hundred well-oiled members of the Class of 2013 piled into buses outside of Usdan, headed—unbeknownst to passengers—to the Connecticut Science Center in Hartford. Two hours later, a drunker, louder, and scientifically inspired Class of 2013 was herded onto the same buses and driven right back to Middletown. The “Freaks and Geeks, Valentine’s Day style”-themed evening—which cost $40 and made for the third senior event of the year—wasn’t supposed to end abruptly in less than two hours, but according to one student who overheard an exchange between museum staffers and Wesleyan coordinators, the ejection may have been well earned.

“I overheard that staffers at the Connecticut Science Center observed students ‘doing drugs and having sex in the bathrooms,’ and that things were getting broken,” explained the student, who asked not to be named. “I am not sure whether or to what extent that is exaggerated or not; it was said rather offhandedly and by someone who appeared to be under a lot of duress at the time.”

If you noticed copious amounts of baking soda lining the stairs of the museum, that, too, had something to do with the staff’s unhappy reaction.