On the subject (sort of) of the consumption of fecal matter comes a short on CollegeHumor entitled “The Truth About Werewolves.” Written and directed by our own Jacob Fleisher ’99—previously featured on this blog in similar capacities–the bit takes an *ahem* interesting approach to the subject matter. The dichotomy he builds against his previous opus, Intercourse with a Vampire, makes this a work of true cinematic genius.

So go, watch, and find out, as Jake says, “how not to pay off your student loans.”

In fact, I’ll make it easy for you… you don’t even have to go anywhere.

I can only pray no dogs were harmed in the making of that film.