Need something for your sweetheart this Valentine’s Day? SHOFCO and Wesleyan’s a capella groups are teaming up for the ultimate gift: a live delivery of beautiful singers serenading your boo at ze’s door.
We’ll be selling these performances ($10 each) on Monday-Wednesday at lunch and dinner in Usdan. Then just wait and enjoy all the serenading that will happen on Valentine’s Day! Supply is extremely limited, so knowing your loved one’s campus address and having a vague idea of their Thursday whereabouts will be helpful!
Here’s the lineup:
NEW GROUP: Love On Top- Beyonce, Secret- Maroon 5, I Wanna Be Your Lover- Prince
Delivery @ 12am Thursday (midnight Wednesday)
NOTABLY SHARP: S&M- Rihanna, Time of the Season- The Zombies, This Love- Maroon 5
Delivery @ 12pm Thursday
Hannah Reuman ’13 tells us of the upcoming info sessions:
Want to work with really cute kids? Tutor with WesReads/WesMath this semester and work with students on their math and reading skills at MacDonough Elementary School or Farm Hill Elementary School right here in Middletown! You only need to be able to dedicate one hour of your time per week in order to be involved.
Brief information/training sessions will be held in Albritton 311 (top top floor)
For Returning Tutors-
THIS Sat. (9/8) 2:30-3:30 pm
Tues. (9/11) 4:30-5:30 pm
You know that project due yesterday that you would rather drink your own vomit than finish? This website is so much better than that. Especially if you are a cute animal junkie (whether openly or still living in the closet).
Cute Roulette. Just keep clicking “next cuteness” until all of your homework goes away. And then you can keep clicking, until you are 60 years old and wonder why you’re still in college but damn that ninja cat just gets you every time. It’s like Cute Overload/ZooBorns/Cheezburger, except consolidated and designed even more perfectly to suck your time away.
You might even be able to relate. The puppy below has definitely had enough of finals week, too.
WOW ok everyone today i have just had like the DUMBEST 24 HOURS EVER!!!! lol where to start so manythings have happend. OK so everythign has been dumb and dumber but well start with like lastnight so my friend brought his friend OR WHATEVER but likehes friends with some girl. what???? I know!!! so then like the girl was her firend too or whatever. dumb ho!!! lol. seriously i met her and you know y w
asreally nice like usual and everything and i asked her if shewhat she was into and stuff. so she said some normal stuff like you know movies and whatever i was like what movies???? and i was like no she said she was into you know tranformers I just stopped.
Sky kids SUCH agood movie!!! haah just kidding you know im being ironical or watever lol everyone at this SCHOOL GOSH!!!
I said wait. WHAT. NO MY GOD WOW. SERIOUSLY!!!! lol!!! but it was funny because i said after like ” you mean ironically??? she was like no it’s a fun movie LOSER!!! no one actualy likes that first of tall the gy went to my school second of all so lame like really!! explosions so male-dominated and stuff mickel bay is a dambasse. but i wasnt going to tell her so i just said ” yeah i know transformers is probably a very popular movie at vassar. (she was from vassar)” so you know like i kind of told her but didnt too??? realy clever! hahaha SERIOUSLY ONLY WESLEYNAKIDS KNOW THIS STUFF BECAUSE HE WNET HERE SO ITS REALY OBVIOUS WE CAN LIKE DECONTSRUCT HIS FILM OR WHATEVER. ANYONE ELSE IN THE MICHAEL ROTH CLASS???? UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WORST EXAM EVER I THINK I FAILED THE QUIZ AHAHAHAHA WHATEVER I JUST WANT TO PARTY
oh i almost forgot!!! anyway today was the wors t because i didn’t even get 2 get crunk (wesleyan style!!!! thursdays go college!!!!) yesterday and that was SO ANNOYING and so i woke up for like class or whomever this morning so lame. then i had another class ugh stupid and i went to usdan the stir fry line is so long. seriously. whoever is in charge of the stirfry line is probably a republican because its so dumb!@!!!! liek really wow get a lifeand learnt o do a line but my friends made me feel better when i finally got out of line and we ate you guys the FUNNIEST USDAN LUNCH!!! ONLY FOR WESLEYAN KIDS lol i think i saw prefrosh today???? wesfest watch out world!!!! hahahaha
Oh yeah BEOFRE I FORGET!!! i found the funniest video ion the internet no. Probably more like the cutest seriously i need to do my nomenclature stuff. ami iright???? haha a ok anyway just look
OH> MY> GOD>>>. Seriously i showed veryone i even showed my hallmate and bff <33333333333 love you! and actualyl this wat the cutest<333 seriously so many warm feelings!! but it was funny too liek one of my favoite movies its called napoleon dynamite. it wasnt’ very popular its pretty undersgound you wouldnt know it if you were int he mainstream.. ahahaha only at wes!!!!!
okay well ihave to go thanks for the blog though. seriously i ahve to work tonight ITS FRIDAY WHY DO I HAVE WROK UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! LOL anyway partying hard tonight back light parties!!! so wesleyan haha they are going to be so good. fight fight for wes bye guys
^^^ serously likeKILL ME NOW!!!!!! lol
edit: guys before you ask its a skull to symbolize death because you know i said kill me now??? duh take a literature class seriously lol science majors dont know anything. jk love you!!!
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