Tag Archives: fire alarms

What’s new here?

It seems as if there are new smoke alarms… in the butts at least. Anonymous sources tell me they are, “more sensitive.”

More to follow…
(It looks like they need to repaint, too.)


Ok, not really. This morning’s mass emigration from Usdanistan was due to…….A malfunctioning smoke detector.

Really? A malfunction? In a brand-new building? Gasp!