Wesleyan’s only sketch-comedy / a cappella group hybrid Vocal Debauchery writes:

Dear Wesleyan:

We hear sequins are making that difficult transition from “night” to “day.” This might be tough for some of you to process; after all, they’re pretty sparkly. So we’re here to help ease the stress, by bringing sequins into that crucial “dusk-ish” time around 6:30 PM. Come join us for this very fashion-forward-y event. Oh and there will also be a cappella, sketch comedy, new members… but that’s not really the point.

Love,
Vocal Debauchery.

• DATE: TODAY, Friday, May 6th
• TIME: 6:30 – 7:30 pm
• PLACE: Exley Lobby; Church Street Side (yet to be confirmed)
• PRICE?: $100/person (babies get in at a reduced price of $97; this deal won’t last long!)