At Wesleyan, it’s pretty easy to fall out of the loop with the rest of the world. Even as someone who can spend all day reading news articles and blog posts if nothing’s going on, I haven’t really taken a glance at the news in the past two and a half weeks (till like five minutes ago). So, if you’re like me, here’s what in the world you’ve been missing:
A Pair of Gay Guys Break the Guinness World Record for Longest Kiss
They kissed for thirty-three (33) hours. That’s over a day. And they’re not even a couple, just “friends”…
Barack Obama Went to Christian Church on Sunday
This is headline news. For me, the real news was that this was such vital headline news in the first place. I love these precious few weeks before elections. The news gets so…amusing. Dear Obama, please be an atheist. Just because.
If your grandmother didn’t mail you a pack of these while you were too busy “writing a 15 page paper due Monday” at the GSA & Grotto during the Yom Kippur weekend, then she must not love you.
Speaking of Jews, bedbugs are still taking over New York city (and beyond). We could let them have AMC movie theaters, TBS, and even the Empire State Building, but now they’ve got Niketown too, nooo!
“Holy Shit, I’m Fat!”
Guys are anorexic now too. “Whether they squeeze their ass or stomach, they make a point of showing you.”
The Recession is Over
Remember that time when people started to go broke? Yeah, apparently it’s over now. It’s been over. Get with the program.
I bet you those thick “Worlding the World” course readers didn’t include this invaluable info, huh? Okay, but I have a composition, a manuscript, and a paper due this week on top of other things so I’ll leave you all to procrastinate some more without me now…