From Nola Werlinich ’17:
Interested in making student theater next semester? Let Second Stage help you out!
Second Stage is releasing applications for our fall 2016 season in the not too distant future, so it’s time to start putting teams together for next semester! Come to the Zelnick Pavilion any time between 2-4pm on Sunday afternoon and meet the director/designer/stage manager/technician/collaborator who will make all of your theatrical dreams come true.
There may be food. There may be kittens. You’ll have to come to find out.
Email me (Nola) at nwerlinich[at]wesleyan[dot]edu with any questions, and/or if you’re interested in joining or finding a team but are unable to make it to speed dating.
Date: Sunday, April 17
Time: 2-4 PM
Place: Zelnick Pavilion
Did yesterday’s therapy dogs leave you wanting more furry love? Are you more excited to go home to your dog/cat/other beloved pet than to your friends or family? Do you still feel “too stressed” to start your Government paper? If you answered yes to any of these questions, or even if you’ve simply abandoned any pretense of getting work done, look no further.
The Internet is an incredible medium for sharing ridiculous and/or adorable animal antics. I think the first thing I ever watched on YouTube was a kitten video. Perhaps even better, though, is the live feed. Live feeds are great for extended periods of procrastination. Even if the puppies you’re watching are sleeping right now, they might wake up! That panda might come back. Also, it’s just one website, so there’s none of the shame of having forty videos in your web history during your “study break.” Contact with pets relieves stress, so probably watching animals on your computer is good for your mental health, right?
Courtesy of Sam Sikder ’14:
ESPWESSO WILL BE OPEN TOMORROW (11/02) FROM 9AM – 2PM FOR PARENT’S WEEKEND. Come warm up with some delicious coffee or a London Fog if you’re more a tea-fancier. Bring your parents, come hang out! Cash only.
Also, Espwesso is STILL hiring. Send your applications to jmasand[at]wesleyan.edu by November 5th!
Date: Saturday, November 2
Time: 9:00 AM – 2:00 PM
Place: Basement of Allbritton (Espwesso)
Hungry for more time-sucking addictive destinations? Do you love cats???
Check out Procatinator, which puts crazy/cute/hilarious cats to a fun music for your entertainment.
Still hungry for more pets? Head over to animalsbeingdicks.com, which is a compilation of gif images of animals, well, being total douche bags.
Really into cats, but don’t have time to procatinate? Write your essay/Moodle response/Wesleying post/whatever on Written?Kitten! and every 100, 200, 500, or 1000 words (you pick!) a new kitten will appear on the side to cheer you on! If your browser supports local storage, you writing will be saved even if you close the page. (However, you might want to copy and paste your work to an external document every so often, just in case.)
Happy Procatinating and best of luck on finals!!! Go get ’em, Tiger!
And that someone is me. And anyone who has the Orgo or Biochem final tomorrow. Extra kittens to those of you in MB&B208 with me who will also be taking Orgo or Biochem – stay strong.