Some breaking news from aspiring student reporter Tim Tim ’16:
Earlier today, beginning at approximately 12:30pm, a multi-car traffic jam on the path between Albritton and Usdan left drivers and pedestrians alike stranded. While the sound of honking car horns and road rage fueled argumentation was easily audible from Foss Hill, the cause of the unusual jam remains unclear. Public Safety reportedly moved to open extra pedestrian lanes on College Row in order to ease traffic flow, but the office was unavailable for direct comment. One student bystander observed, “Man, these kids are going to be really late for brunch if this traffic doesn’t clear out soon!”
Adam Wechsler ’13 wants all you cool kids who love music and have ill-nasty tunes to know:
Do you have a stack of Tuvan throat singing records that the world needs to hear? Did you come home from studying abroad in Berlin with a hard drive full of KMFDM and Einstürzende Neubauten bootlegs? Do you want to show the world how you’re on the cutting edge of deep ecology chillwave? Would you like your voice to be broadcasted across Connecticut with 5000 Watts of power? If so, come to PAC 001 on Monday, October 8th at 5 or Wednesday, October 10th at 7. WESU will be having an information session for any and all interested in becoming a DJ. If you can’t attend one of these info sessions but would still like to get involved, lob an email in the direction of personnel(at)wesufm(dot)org.
When: Monday, October 8th or Wednesday, October 10th
Time: 5PM on October 8th or 7pm on October 10th
Place: PAC 001