After spending two weeks interviewing writers and documentingThesis-Landdespair, it’s hard not to feel some vicarious sense of relief. I know where you worked. I know what caffeinated beverages you downed in your carrel. I know how many nights you slept in ST Lab. I know how many times you re-wore the same pants. (Well, no. I don’t.) And I am terrified for next year.
Consider this a hearty ‘grats to all thesis-writers, whether you were profiled on this blog or not. Scroll on for a full gallery, and click past the jump for a brief, shaky video clip of the “Wesleyan Fight Song.”
Yup, you right, we don’t have sex anymore. Well, if we do, it’s for money and that’s our own business. Come party @ The Trap Haus and dance ‘til the floor collapses. Gucci Mane on the balcony makin’ it rain. Jeezy said he might come through. Polish your timbs, press your polo. Ladies, get fancy. Hair done, nails did. Please get your weave on point! NO OFF POINT WEAVES ALLOWED. Mo’ money, mo’ problems but if you got it, why not flaunt it? We ballin’ in this recession.
Goodhead (Don-Christian Jones ’12 / Charlie Hanna ’12)
J666n (Jason Kilbourne ’14)
Sly1z (Sam Lyons ’12)
HARRISON SCHAAF (Harrison Schaaf ‘11)
So, back on Sunday I posted a submission call for pictures and videos on the massive impromptu after-party walkabout thing that followed WordSmith & the Concert G’s and Mad Wow‘s last show at Wesleyan. Since then we’ve received a couple of pictures from Rachel Pincus ’13 and Ally Bernstein ’13, as well as a really short and shaky video clip from former ACB-mogul and current big daddy Peter Frank ’12 that has a certain Bigfoot/Cloverfield quality to it. The pictures can be viewed at the mosaic at the bottom, and the video can be found after the jump.
It was fun partyin’ with you folks, Wes-kids. We should do this shit again some time.
WOW ok everyone today i have just had like the DUMBEST 24 HOURS EVER!!!! lol where to start so manythings have happend. OK so everythign has been dumb and dumber but well start with like lastnight so my friend brought his friend OR WHATEVER but likehes friends with some girl. what???? I know!!! so then like the girl was her firend too or whatever. dumb ho!!! lol. seriously i met her and you know y w
asreally nice like usual and everything and i asked her if shewhat she was into and stuff. so she said some normal stuff like you know movies and whatever i was like what movies???? and i was like no she said she was into you know tranformers I just stopped.
Sky kids SUCH agood movie!!! haah just kidding you know im being ironical or watever lol everyone at this SCHOOL GOSH!!!
I said wait. WHAT. NO MY GOD WOW. SERIOUSLY!!!! lol!!! but it was funny because i said after like ” you mean ironically??? she was like no it’s a fun movie LOSER!!! no one actualy likes that first of tall the gy went to my school second of all so lame like really!! explosions so male-dominated and stuff mickel bay is a dambasse. but i wasnt going to tell her so i just said ” yeah i know transformers is probably a very popular movie at vassar. (she was from vassar)” so you know like i kind of told her but didnt too??? realy clever! hahaha SERIOUSLY ONLY WESLEYNAKIDS KNOW THIS STUFF BECAUSE HE WNET HERE SO ITS REALY OBVIOUS WE CAN LIKE DECONTSRUCT HIS FILM OR WHATEVER. ANYONE ELSE IN THE MICHAEL ROTH CLASS???? UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WORST EXAM EVER I THINK I FAILED THE QUIZ AHAHAHAHA WHATEVER I JUST WANT TO PARTY
oh i almost forgot!!! anyway today was the wors t because i didn’t even get 2 get crunk (wesleyan style!!!! thursdays go college!!!!) yesterday and that was SO ANNOYING and so i woke up for like class or whomever this morning so lame. then i had another class ugh stupid and i went to usdan the stir fry line is so long. seriously. whoever is in charge of the stirfry line is probably a republican because its so dumb!@!!!! liek really wow get a lifeand learnt o do a line but my friends made me feel better when i finally got out of line and we ate you guys the FUNNIEST USDAN LUNCH!!! ONLY FOR WESLEYAN KIDS lol i think i saw prefrosh today???? wesfest watch out world!!!! hahahaha
Oh yeah BEOFRE I FORGET!!! i found the funniest video ion the internet no. Probably more like the cutest seriously i need to do my nomenclature stuff. ami iright???? haha a ok anyway just look
OH> MY> GOD>>>. Seriously i showed veryone i even showed my hallmate and bff <33333333333 love you! and actualyl this wat the cutest<333 seriously so many warm feelings!! but it was funny too liek one of my favoite movies its called napoleon dynamite. it wasnt’ very popular its pretty undersgound you wouldnt know it if you were int he mainstream.. ahahaha only at wes!!!!!
okay well ihave to go thanks for the blog though. seriously i ahve to work tonight ITS FRIDAY WHY DO I HAVE WROK UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! LOL anyway partying hard tonight back light parties!!! so wesleyan haha they are going to be so good. fight fight for wes bye guys
^^^ serously likeKILL ME NOW!!!!!! lol
edit: guys before you ask its a skull to symbolize death because you know i said kill me now??? duh take a literature class seriously lol science majors dont know anything. jk love you!!!
The Eclectic Society and Beta Theta Pi have long concealed a torrid love affair, rife with jealousy, lust, secrecy, violence, and, most significantly, passion. The grand houses of high street stood side-by-side, day and night, feigning mere acquaintance while pining desperately to make known their true intimacy.
Alas, the Society and the Fraternity can take no more of the agonizing secrecy, and just before Valentine’s day, invite you to join them in celebrating their newly visible relationship.
Headlining the party will be Mad Decent’s B-More club-via-Philly Wünderkind DJ SEGA, performing for two straight hours, with the very serious intention of “turning the party ALL THE WAY OUT.”
Also performing will be Wesleyan dance-party mainstays L31F, Harrison Schaaf, and SLY1Z. Also look out for a very, very special secret guest from out of town (pending).