High Supreme Comrade Charmaine Chen ’12 demands that you put a big metal thing between YOUR LEGS:

Rent a WesBike for the spring!

The second rental period begins the day after we return from Spring break (Wednesday, 3/28) and lasts until (Friday, 5/11). Due to the length of Spring Break, there is the option of renting the bike from the beginning of Spring Break (March 9th), as well as returning the bicycle on (May 11th). Rental is $5 a week, with two bicycle pickup days (3/9 and 3/28) and one drop-off day (May 11th)

If interested send the following to wesbikes(at)gmail(dot)com:

Name:
Class year:
WesID:
Height:
Campus residence:
Whether or not you have formerly rented from WesBikes:
Whether or not you have formerly applied to rent from WesBikes:

Application will be closed at 11:59 pm on February 15th, 2012.

So… while you can’t completely live your dreams of being Ryan Gosling and driving around Mid-Town with a sweet ride and beating people’s faces in, you can totally do that with a spiffy bike. O YEAH.