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Someone Made a Crushes Facebook Group and Why the Fuck are WE not CRUSHED On?!

I’m not salty that someone hasn’t professed their crush on me.

But I am currently matching my red beret with my red lipstick because ~studying abroad in Europe~, and I’m just,,,disappointed.

In case you didn’t see the newest development in “Wesleyan attempts to make another Facebook page outside of Soggy We$ Memes,” someone decided to create a Wesleyan Crushes Facebook group. Now, because I’m hopeful that one day Wesleyan will transform into a campus with some actual romance (and maybe also because I just made a playlist called “when in the mood for monogamy”), I’m willing to find my Wesleyan husband™ not via a Pi Cafe Romance™, but through a community with Roth’s face as the profile pic. I’ve been single for way too long.

Since I’m six hours ahead of ya’ll, I was informed of this new matchmaking/hookup-making/maybe even wholesome content-making platform at around 5 AM. And I’m not sure how I coherently sent this message to the editors’ chat, but this happened:

Now, I’ve had my hand in Internet Dating Culture™ for the purposes of making a fool of myself on Wesleying. This time, I’ve taken it upon myself to make sure the Wesleying Editors are painted in the best light so that, dear Wesleyan community, we can receive validation via this platform.

Star and Crescent Menu for the Week of 2/9

S&C Salad


LUNCH:  TUESDAY – THURSDAY 12:00- 12:30.



DINNER- Greens w/ Cilantro Dressing, Chili w/ Beef and Pork or Vegetarian. Garnished w/Cheddar, Scallion, Sour Cream and Buttermilk Corn Bread  VEGAN ENTREE W/OUT GARNISH, GLUTEN FREE ENTREE
DES- Lemon Poppy Cake

Join Sound Co-Op


This little tidbit from the Sound Co-op:

Interested in audio equipment and learning the ins and outs of what makes concerts sound good? Wanna help be a part of making Wes concerts go? There will be an informational meeting tomorrow at Eclectic at 4pm. Come help be a part of the Sound Co-op and gain great experience and knowledge!

Date: Tomorrow, February 3rd
Time: 4pm
Place: Eclectic

Extra, Extra: Aspiring Photographer Seeks Models

A photographic wunderkind, who will remain anonymous in order to protect his identity from the adoring masses, needs models for upcoming shoots. If interested/curious/outraged, please contact wwiebe(at)wesleyan(dot)edu (previous work available here).

(Read: In an extreme abuse of my editorial power, I have decided to shamelessly plug for models… come on, people, give this self-aggrandizing chap a hand!)