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Porn and Milkshakes

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We drink milkshakes while watching porn parodies and fast-forwarding
through the sex parts. You should come.

When: Wednesday, 9/10 from 7-9pm
Where:
 Alpha Delta Phi (185 High St)
Cost: 
Free

Porn Parodies and Milkshakes

Have you ever wanted to see your favorite sci-fi characters or comic book heroes having loud explicit sex with each other in fast forward? Well, now you do, or at least you do now that you’ve read this. And never fear, if the attempts at plot become too much for your frail constitution, your delicious milkshake will always be there for you. 

We’re continuing the tradition of Porn and Milkshakes at Alpha Delt this Friday night! Parodies and milkshakes provided. YOLO.

Date: Friday, September 14
Time: 8-10 PM
Place: Alpha Delta Phi, 185 High Street

Porn + Milkshakes = ADP

Awwww yeah, you know what time it is. ADP pulling out all the stops in its annual celebration of, um, porn and milshakes:

If you like milkshakes and (funny, bad) porn but have never attempted to put the two together, this you chance to change that. Note: The porn will be bad and easy to make fun of. We will not attempt to seriously watch porn.

Date: Friday, September 16
Time: 7 pm – 9 pm
Place: The den of all sin and vice, Alpha Delta Phi

Porn and Milkshakes @ Alpha Delt

You know the semester’s upon us when the Alpha Delt living room’s blasting BATFXXX (trailer above). Cardner Clark ’13 writes in with the details, and adds that “it’s way less uncomfortable than you think it is.” (Famous last words, guys.)

The Alpha Delts are serving milkshakes! And screening choice films: Batfxxx and Lord of the G-Strings. You should stop by.

  • Date: Saturday, January 22
  • Time: 8:00 PM – 10:00 PM
  • Place: Alpha Delta Phi living room
  • Cost: freeeeeeeeeeee

Porn and Milkshakes @ ADP

MilkshakeLadyDavid ’11 has a creative writeup to tell you about this semester’s Porn and Milkshakes at Alpha Delt:

There have been many great combinations throughout the years: peanut butter and jelly, coffee and cream, jalapeno cheddar combos and zesty salsa tortilla combos. But one delicious combination that has probably never crossed your palette is pornography and milkshakes. Yes, the creamy, frothy, deliciously sweet treat shared by young steadies after a sock-hop, and milkshakes, which are also pretty yummy. So come one, come all, come watch people come extravagantly excessive amounts (on the screen), at Porn and Milkshakes, this Wednesday, at Alpha Delta Phi.

What: Porn and Milkshakes
Where: Alpha Delt
When: Wednesday from 8-10(ish)