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The College Bubble: A Higher Ed Round-Up

Unless you shut yourself off from the world this past week, you probably read, or at least heard mention of, The Atlantic’s feature story on fraternities and their dangers, which highlighted Wesleyan University and Beta Theta Pi. The article explores the role of fraternities on campuses, especially in the crafting of party culture and the rise of sexual assault. The article is long, but well worth the read, and has reopened space for dialogue on these issues.

Cornell Shoots Porn, Too—In the Library

Colleges Still Good For Something: Cornell Library Serves as Setting for Porn Video

Cornell’s back at it. This week, in addition to the sheer public-defecation epicness of the Avicii concert, Cornell’s very own “Cameron Knight” shot and starred in her first (we assume) one-woman porn show. In the university’s engineering library of all places. Gawker had this to say:

In the video, a young blonde woman, possibly Miss Knight, records herself on a laptop webcam wanking and masturbating in broad daylight while seated at a public work station. The library is largely deserted but for one other student, who appears to be working (or maybe also wanking and masturbating) at a table in the background. Based on the emptiness of the library, and the fact that the video was uploaded to a hosting site in August, EzraBoard users have deduced that it must have been shot over Cornell’s summer term, when the school is populated by a scant mix of over- and under-achievers.

You can watch the video itself here (link definitely NSFW), and read Cornell’s comments about it here. Extra points if you watch the video in Olin. But fear not, Wes. We had Cornell beat by 13 years:

ADP/Thursday = (Porn + Milkshakes)2.0

Alpha Delt is back with Porn and Milkshakes spring style. In case you missed the fantastic P+M 1.0 last semester (chock full of absurd Glee-style porno narrative and, of course, delicious milkshakes) now’s your chance to getchyo shake on! Don’t worry, this event is totally PG-13*, full of hilarious porno narrative. Get over to the the Phi! And who knows, maybe Uma Thurman will make a surprise appearance…

Where:   Alpha Delt Living Room
Date:       Thursday, February 16
Time:      8 PM – 10 PM

*Claim not substantiated by any evidence, please don’t actually bring your 13-year-old cousins/nephews/bros.

Porn + Milkshakes = ADP

Awwww yeah, you know what time it is. ADP pulling out all the stops in its annual celebration of, um, porn and milshakes:

If you like milkshakes and (funny, bad) porn but have never attempted to put the two together, this you chance to change that. Note: The porn will be bad and easy to make fun of. We will not attempt to seriously watch porn.

Date: Friday, September 16
Time: 7 pm – 9 pm
Place: The den of all sin and vice, Alpha Delta Phi

BODY HEAT: Femme Porn Tour Comes to Wes

Body Heat is a collective of fierce, sassy, irreverent Femme artists
setting ablaze performance art communities and smashing open Femme
stereotypes.

Porn, Kink, Smut, Erotica -Body Heat is not reclaiming
our sex so much as OWNING it. We will turn you on. We will challenge
all of your Gender, Sex, Feminist, Social, & Political boundaries &
assumptions. We will entertain the hell out of you. Mostly we will
leave you panting, begging, dripping for more.

NOTE: This event is 18+, so bring ID with you.

Date: TOMORROW, Friday, 4/16
Time: 10 pm
Place: WestCo Café
Cost: $0, BRING ID (18+)

Body Heat is also leading an erotic writing workshop:

Ever read through a sexy short story and thought, “I could do that!” This writing workshop is for anyone who’s ever considered writing erotic stories or writing about sex, or who’d like to get more comfortable doing so! No previous writing experience is necessary.

In this 3-hour class, you’ll have the chance to try your hand at some explicit erotic writing. We’ll write in response to exercises designed to tap into different aspects of our sexual selves: memory, fantasy, experience, relationship with the body, and more. Previous participants have found writing about desire to be transformative, feeling that the work they’ve done has opened up and changed not only their relationship with their erotic selves, but with many other aspects of their lives as well. Don’t be surprised if you find, as have previous participants, that you’re more comfortable discussing your own sexual desires after practicing writing about fictional sex! Bring your notebooks or laptops and your most open mind.

Date: TOMORROW, Friday 4/16
Time: 3 pm
Place: Allbritton 311

Porn and Milkshakes @ ADP

MilkshakeLadyDavid ’11 has a creative writeup to tell you about this semester’s Porn and Milkshakes at Alpha Delt:

There have been many great combinations throughout the years: peanut butter and jelly, coffee and cream, jalapeno cheddar combos and zesty salsa tortilla combos. But one delicious combination that has probably never crossed your palette is pornography and milkshakes. Yes, the creamy, frothy, deliciously sweet treat shared by young steadies after a sock-hop, and milkshakes, which are also pretty yummy. So come one, come all, come watch people come extravagantly excessive amounts (on the screen), at Porn and Milkshakes, this Wednesday, at Alpha Delta Phi.

What: Porn and Milkshakes
Where: Alpha Delt
When: Wednesday from 8-10(ish)

Porn’n’Milkshakes

It’s that time of year again… for Porn’n’Milkshakes! Potential awkwardness is mediated by the hilarity of porn and the absolute deliciousness of freshly made milkshakes.

So come drink milkshakes, watch & make fun of silly porn, or do both!

When: Tuesday, Jan. 27th from 8-10pm
Where: Alpha Delt (185 High St.)
How much: free

We Are What You Think, what you do, and who you do

The success of YouTube has generated lots of spin-offs, each with its own agenda, including  The Hub: a “YouTube for human rights,” GodTube: “broadcast him,” and lots and lots of free porn (probably the agenda with the most entertainment value, so props). 

The new kid on this block is BigThink, a YouTube for ideas, whose motto is “We are what you think”. It even has financial backing from ex-Harvard President Lawrence Summers. Eventually the Big Thinkers want to create a facebook-like social networking feature for serious intellectual types. 
It’s a nice idea. Really, I applaud their efforts. I think it has a lot of potential. This could be a great way to fight holiday brain-rot, except… it’s BORING (you might not think so, but then again you’re probably just pretending– the emperor has no clothes!). I’m willing to cut BigThink some slack because it’s brand spankin’ new, but I hope they’ll come around eventually. 
Case in point: I just watched composer John Harbison talk for two minutes about composition. I have an active interest in the subject– I’m a music major and I compose. I’ve heard of Harbison, studied him in class, and listened to his works, some of which I don’t hate. I understood everything he said and can place it within a larger historical dialogue. Even so, I was bored to tears. 
The problem? The entire website is all talk. “Experts” sit in front of a white background and talk. talk. talk. Harbison is a composer– a video of a composer talking about composing while giving no concrete examples and no soundbytes to demonstrate his points is useless, no matter how articulate he is (and in fact Harbison is not all that articulate in the video). 
Also, I believe Big Think’s dullness is directly related to its puritanical streak: I knew the big guys behind BigThink had the wrong idea when I read Summers’ one worry about the site: “Let say someone puts up a porn video next to my macroeconomic speech?” 
Obviously Summers overlooked the fact that the best ideas put porn and economics together. Seriously, ever read D.H. Lawrence? 
Since Wesleyan is the pioneer institution for the intellectualization of porn (those of you not in the know google COL289: Pornography), I say we generate a porn dialogue on BigThink (preferably with more ambitious cinematography than the videos currently on there)– do whatever you want, but keep it intellectual, guys. 
BigThink, you’re welcome. 
oh and p.s. speaking of D.H, the entire text of Lady Chatterly’s Lover is availabe here

Film Hall Double Feature

Film Hall will be putting on a Double Feature tonight, showing Electric Dragon 80000V and Deep Throat:

Electric Dragon 80000V follows Dragon Eye Morrison, as he gets struck by lightening as a child, granting him electric superpowers, bursts of rage, and awakens his inner dragon. The only thing that keeps him calm is his electric guitar. Elsewhere in Tokyo, Thunder Buddha reigns as an electronic vigilante with 2000000 volts of electricity running through him. Naturally, they duke it out. Rock.

and

A girl needs to untangle her tingler, which instead of being in the normal spot between the legs is 9 inches down her throat. We all know what comes next. It’s the greatest and most influential film of all time to feature large amounts of things going into people’s mouths and grossed 50,000 times its production cost.

So it’s an angry electric guitar playing superhero fighting a vigilante named Thunder Buddha, and the world’s most famous porn film. And it’s free.

Date: Friday, April 13
Time: 8-10pm
Place: Film Hall (Nic 6 basment)

Another Porn Course Media Mention

Hey, when was the last time we had that now fucking infamous porn course again? I know, let’s keep talking about our naked dorm and that one porn class offered 5 years ago because surely that’s all we’re good for.

Le sigh: the image is unrelated to the article. I just thought it was funny. Get over it.