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AEPie an AEPi (Support Movember)

From Jason Brandner ’16, who I’m absolutely going to pie in the face tomorrow:

Do you find yourself making AEPi puns? Have you ever wanted to see a fraternity brother get humiliated with a pie? Do you want to support Prostate cancer research? If you answered yes to any of these come to AEPie an AEPi! If we raise $75 we get to shave George Pollack’s head! Come out and support a great cause!

We are hoping to raise money for Movember, a national charitable movement seeking to combat Prostate, and Testicular Cancer as well as various mental health issues. The brothers of AEPi will also be selling Hot Apple Cider and Donuts. Prices:

  • Pie in the face of an AEPi member: $1
  • Hot Apple Cider: $1
  • Donuts: $1

If you can’t make the event but still hope to donate here is our Movember page and here is the FB event.

Date: Tuesday, November 18th, 2014
Time: Noon–3PM
Place: In front of Usdan
Cost: Each item is $1

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A WESU Home Companion/Wait, Wait Don’t WESU Me/The WESU Ole Opry

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Avery Trufelman ’13 beams in:

WESU wants you! WESU is planning a good old fashioned live show to feature student radio plays, riddles, puns, limericks, sound effects, voices, and a panel of judges and a selection of guests. A planning meeting will be taking place this Tuesday at 4 p.m. at WESU, conveniently located on the second floor of 45 Broad Street above Broad Street Books. If you’re interested in getting involved in planning the show or contributing in any way (production, writing, performing, etc.), come help out! No radio experience required. If you can’t be in attendance at the meeting but would still like to be involved, email Adam for more information.

Date: Tuesday, April 23
Time: 4:00 p.m.
Place: WESU (45 Broad Street, Floor 2 — above Broad Street Books)
Cost: Your soul.

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JOIN TH& &MPERS&ND!

Remember when you were a kid and your parents told you not to get up to any “funny business?” Well, fuck them! You’re in college now. If you’re of the humorous persuasion, come check out the Ampersand—we’re the Lehman Brothers of the funny industry, and the sub-prime humor-backed securities bubble is showing no signs of bursting!

We publish humor on the back page of the Argus every week, we make occasional videos, and we’re looking for new contributors, so come on down to the first meeting of the semester. Refreshments both sweet and savory will be provided!

Date: Thursday, Sept. 6
Time: 4:30PM
Place: 52 Home Ave.

A Capella- Go.

What: The New Group’s first concert of the semester
Where: Nic Lounge
When: Saturday, from 7-7:45
“Providing the Wesleyan campus with sexy since 1988.”