2012. USA. Dir: Alexandre Aja. With Christopher Lloyd, David Hasselhoff. 83 min.
Popular spring break destination Lake Victoria is in for a bloody time after an unexpected earthquake releases deadly piranhas into its waters, banding together a group of unlikely strangers. Will they stop the feeding frenzy before it’s too late? This tongue-in-cheek horror-comedy offers plenty of gags, gore, and gratuitous nudity bursting out in all three glorious dimensions.
ATTENTION: Due to a distribution mixup, tonight’s film will be Piranha 3DD, 2012 sequel to Piranha 3D. Not to worry: there will still be swarms of fish murdering people in three dimensions.
Tonight / 8 p.m. / Goldsmith Family Cinema / $5