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It’s a Wonderful KNIFE!

Just in time for what was probably not Jesus’s birthday, two of Wesleyan’s most beloved bands have collaborated to bring you some sounds for the holidays (and just in time to be two days late, I put it on Wesleying!). Static Stamina, already known on campus for their relaxed, laid-back style  (check the highlights from their Shining Hope benefit show [which you guys voted the second-best show of the semester (parenthetical hat trick!)]), releases another masterwork of their melancholy dreampop that’s both witty and seasonal. Meanwhile, The Japanese…covered the dreidel song. And it’s freaking. Awesome. If you haven’t heard it live yet, make it a priority. Until then, download the EP by clicking on the picture of an aged man mounting an erect phallus of some sort. Happy holidays!

STATIC FUCKING STAMINA

1, 2, FUCK YOU!

GUESS WHAT? WE HAVE A BAND CALLED STATIC FUCKING STAMINA ON CAMPUS. IF YOU WERE HERE ON CINCO DE MAYO, THEY MAY HAVE MADE YOU CROWD SURF. OR AWKWARDLY TRY TO HOLD UP THE CROWD SURFING DUDE. WHATEVER. ANYWAY

1) THEY HAVE A BUNCH OF SITES WITH STUFF:

2) THERE’S A GOD DAMN SHOW SOON

3) HERE IS A BRAND FUCKING NEW SONG STRAIGHT FROM THE BAND WITH SOME HARDCORE WES SHOUTOUTS IT’S CALLED “WELCOME TO THE WEEKEND” SO YOU ALREADY KNOW IT’S FUCKING FULL OF COCAINE GET THAT SHIT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK