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Music House Bi-Annual Cinco De Mayo Celebration

Even I’m not entirely sure what’s going on at Music House tonight, and I’m playing in it, so I’ll just say you should be there:

In the Spring, Music House threw the raucously successful (and batshit crazy) Cinco de Mayo Celebration-o. And now the best Mexican holiday of the fall is finally here: Cinco de Noviembro.

We’re going hard, Mexican style. What’s that mean? Look at the fucking picture. So remember, remember, the fifth of Noviembro. That should be your mantra in case you’re so gone that all you recall from this night is the part where you were confused which band was which.

Bands performing include:

  • The Japanese (You know . . . )
  • The Parents (They’re two of them. And just one of you. So they win.)
  • O Presidente (Won’t be joined by their band of wives, O Primer Mujer.)
  • Ovid American (We’re just as confused as you are.)
  • STEHPORP (Debut of exciting new freshman band.)
  • Static Acoustic Stamina (Not affiliated in any way with Static Stamina.)
  • Fuck Connecticut (Fuck the Hartford Sheraton too.)
  • Vagimond (It’s a mix of the words Vagina and Diamond and features Caitlin Palmer ’13 rapping. So if that’s appealing in any way . . . )

STATIC FUCKING STAMINA

1, 2, FUCK YOU!

GUESS WHAT? WE HAVE A BAND CALLED STATIC FUCKING STAMINA ON CAMPUS. IF YOU WERE HERE ON CINCO DE MAYO, THEY MAY HAVE MADE YOU CROWD SURF. OR AWKWARDLY TRY TO HOLD UP THE CROWD SURFING DUDE. WHATEVER. ANYWAY

1) THEY HAVE A BUNCH OF SITES WITH STUFF:

2) THERE’S A GOD DAMN SHOW SOON

3) HERE IS A BRAND FUCKING NEW SONG STRAIGHT FROM THE BAND WITH SOME HARDCORE WES SHOUTOUTS IT’S CALLED “WELCOME TO THE WEEKEND” SO YOU ALREADY KNOW IT’S FUCKING FULL OF COCAINE GET THAT SHIT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Battle of the Bands @ Eclectic

Come to Eclectic this Thursday to cheer on your talented classmates at Wesleyan’s Annual Battle of the Bands:

Featuring 5 homegrown acts:

Sweaty boys
Linus
Cous Cous
Beat The Grave
Static Stamina

Winner opens for Spring Fling in May!

Date: Thursday, April 15
Time: 9:30 PM – 1:00 AM
Place: Eclectic