A photographic wunderkind, who will remain anonymous in order to protect his identity from the adoring masses, needs models for upcoming shoots. If interested/curious/outraged, please contact wwiebe(at)wesleyan(dot)edu (previous work available here).

(Read: In an extreme abuse of my editorial power, I have decided to shamelessly plug for models… come on, people, give this self-aggrandizing chap a hand!)

EDIT: GET AT ME BRO