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Beware of this Door

Beware of this door. It will not open for you unless you ask it really, really nicely. Or perhaps if you say mean things about its mother. But I swear ‘open sesame’ doesn’t work, and neither does the Elvish word for ‘friend.’ Oh, and the Handicapped button won’t help you either.

Brute force works, but it takes a while. The door next to it is much easier. If you want a challenge, though…

Fire hazard, perhaps?