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Wanna Learn about SEX (and Pleasure and Sexual Health)?

12190054_136280630063306_5925507285235689895_nFrom Leah Bakely ’16:

Come to Motorboat Your Myths! This interactive workshop with Cassandra Corrado from the Center for Sexual Pleasure and Health (where Oh Megan works) will address the sexuality myths you’ve heard and guide you through the facts about sexual health, sex positivity, safer sex, hook up culture, fun fondling, and orgasms. You will also have an opportunity to get your own questions answered. There will be prizes (read: vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, and things you’ve never even heard of).

Brought to you by the Center for Sexual Pleasure and Health, Adolescent Sexual Health Awareness (ASHA), FGSS, and American Studies.

Date: Wednesday, November 18
Time: 7 PM – 9 PM
Place: Exley 150 (Tishler Hall)
Facebook event

UCAB: Massage and Spa Night


The grand Mary Diaz ’14:

Feeling a little stressed? Need to relax some muscles, get a mani, or even shape your brows? Then you do not want to miss this awesome UCAB event on Thursday, March 27th from 8pm-12am in the Usdan Cafe.

**NOTE: First come, first served. Massage sign-ups at lunch on the 27th, and on a walk-in basis. Eyebrow threading on a walk-in basis and DIY manicures on a walk-in basis.

Date: Thursday, March 27th
Time: 8pm-Midnight
Place: Usdan Cafe
FB Event: here
Cost: FREE

Treat Yo Self and De-stress Yo’self (Part 3)

Alex Pogosky ’13 just, uh, combined grilled cheese, chai, professional massage, and support for a Wesleyan-sponsored school in rural India into one even submission:

Come get a grilled cheese, chai, lassi, and a massage on Sunday from 9-11 in Woodhead Lounge!

Licensed massage therapist all the way from Indonesia will be to calm all your pre-final anxiety.

Grilled Cheese – $2
Lassi – $2
Chai – $1
5 minute massage from licensed therapist – $4
5 minute massage from one of us non licensed folk – $3

COMBO: grilled cheese, chai, massage – $5. All proceeds go to a Wesleyan sponsored school in rural India!

Date: Tonight, May 5
Time: 9:00 p.m. – 11:00 p.m.
Place: Woodhead Lounge
Cost: See above

If They Named Blizzards, This Shit Would Be Named Kanye

[IMAGE UPDATE: 4:25 p.m. 2/7] New forecasts predict Middletown to be in the 20-30 inch range, and some parts of Massachusetts are going to receive up to 40 inches

I found out that they do, in fact, name blizzards, shortly after writing this headline, but was too proud to change it.  This one is “winter storm Nemo.”  Let me get all my one-liners out of the way first: “Won’t take long to Find Nemo at this rate!” “Guess we should all head to P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!” “Maybe the storm only speaks whale, and we can ask for help! Moooooooowwoooooowaaaaaawaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.” “Know what this storm’s saying about New England? MINE.MINE.MINE.MINE.MINE.MINE.MINE.”  Good. That’s over with.

Just hours after the 35th anniversary of the legendary “Blizzard of ’78” had her way with most of the Northeast, what I prefer to call “Monsterblizzard Kanye” prepares to storm through Upstate New York and hit Middletown around 7 a.m. Friday morning.

News of this comes on the heels of Superstorm Sandy, Hallowinter Wonderland, Hurricane Irene, and Snowpocalypse 2011.  Somewhere, Al Gore is having an orgasm.

The Painting Show

Feeling the urge to tickle your eyeballs’ taste buds? Since you’ve been mindlessly studying for your finals, you might as well take a break and feed your eyes and your belly (because there’s going to be snacks refreshments)!

From the great Gabe Gordon ’15:

Come view a semester of work by the students of Painting I and II.

Refreshments will be served!

Date: Tuesday, December 11th
Time: Noon
Place: Art Studio South Room 101 (Wesleyan CFA)

Facebook event, yo yo yo. (Go check out Gabe “G-Money” Gordon’s artwork!)