Miriam Olenick ’13 writes in about the campus publication most likely to elicit amusing reactions from your parents this weekend (yes, that’s the cover pictured above):
Unlocked, Wesleyan’s art and sexuality magazine, is HAWT off the press and ready for purchase. Copies are $5 a piece, but if you can show me where your work/sexy modeling is you get a free copy!
Sam Maldonado ’13, Stefan Skripak ’13, and I will be selling copies from our respective homes until we get kicked out of this place on Monday. If you’re not here for senior week, Unlocked will be selling again at the beginning of next semester. We’re sorry for the delayed gratification — we had a bit of a struggle with our printers.
For now, contact me at (917) 371 8501, Sam at (413) 328 5406, or Stefan at (215) 527-9002 and we’ll figure out a time/place to get you a copy.
Contact: Sam Maldonado ’13, Stefan Skripak ’13, or Miriam Olenick ’13
Cost: $5 an issue
Want to help assure our spot as #1 horniest school in America?
Ella Dawson ’14 writes in:
Unlocked Magazine, Wesleyan’s only art and sexuality publication, ishaving a general interest meeting this Wednesday night to talk about this year’s issue and goals for the semester!
If you are interested in writing poetry, opinion pieces, erotica, feature articles, reviews, fake sex horoscopes or sex tips to put Cosmo to shame; if you are interested in photography and other print media; if you want to model (clothes optional); or if you are interested in working on layout or editing, we want you (to work with us)!
If you can’t come play with us on Wednesday but would like to learn more, feel free to email us at unlockedmag[at]gmail[dot]com.
Date: Wednesday the 19th of September, 2012
Location: 41 Wyllys room 113
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Looking for a fun way to procrastinate your midterms? Why not take Unlocked Magazine’s annual student sex survey? This year our survey is virginity themed. We’re looking to get a wide variety of responses, so whatever your stance on virginity—love it, hate it, have it, lost it, regained it, reclaimed it—we’d love to hear from you.
Actual sample questions:
Would you be comfortable taking someone else’s virginity at this point in your life?
Of the following celebrities, who would you rather have sex with?
Which of the class deans would you rather have sex with?
Here’s the link.
From Ella Dawson ’14:
Back by popular demand, Unlocked Magazine, Wesleyan’s student run art and sexuality magazine, will continue selling our 2012 Calendar and Spring ’11 issue in Usdan this upcoming week, from noon until 1pm! Remember to bring cash: calendars are $5 each, magazines are $5 each, and the price is $8 total if you buy both a calendar and a magazine at the same time.
We also deliver! Email unlockedmag[at]gmail[dot]com to place an order.
Date/Time: February 27th – March 2nd, noon until 1 p.m. each day
Cost: Magazine and calendar $5 each, $8 for both
Have you ever wanted to be in a haute couture fashion shoot? Dream of Gucci and Dolce Gabbana? Can you imagine yourself going through makeup, hair, and wardrobe with gorgeous people surrounding you?
Now is your chance!!* Lina Mamut ’13 is looking for female models for an 1950’s style Unlocked photoshoot. It is non-nude and you’ll get a chance to wear 50’s era lingerie! Email her at pmamut(at)wesleyan(dot)edu as soon as possible if you’re even the slightest bit interested! The shoot itself will take no more than 3 hours and food will be provided.
*Minus haute couture.
Introducing Unlocked Magazine‘s new sex advice column that invites students to ask about any and all questions, concerns or problems that they might have regarding their sex lives.
As peer sex educators, our goal is to provide honest advice and answers to anyone in need. All questions published in the magazine will be answered under a provided pseudonym or anonymously.
Feel free to submit your questions to sexuationssolved(at)gmail.com.
Deadline: March 30, Noon
Yanick Bindert ’11 urgently writes:
Unlocked magazine will be sold for $3 a copy in USDAN center at lunch and dinner today (tuesday) and tomorrow. Come get your copy before they run out!
Date: Jan. 26 – Jan. 27
Time: 12:00 AM – 8:00 PM
Place: Usdan Center
Shannon Sun-Higginson ’10 says:
The biannual Wesleyan sex survey is now available online! It’s anonymous, it only takes a quick second, and the results will be published in this semester’s upcoming issue of Unlocked Magazine.
Wesleyan’s sex magazine (now in it’s third year) is recruiting. From Ben Kuller ’11:
ITS SEXY TIME!!
Wanna be part of Unlocked this semester? Swing by the MPR in Usdan at 4:00 this Friday for our very first meeting.
Date: Friday, Sept. 25
Time: 4:00 PM – 5:00 PM
Place: Usdan MPR
Unlocked Magazine will be selling the latest issue of their nudity-soaked sex magazine during lunch and dinner this week. There are only about 50 copies left, so get to Usdan and buy your copy—for $3—before they sell out!
[Via David Wolovsky ’10.]