The Argus has been accused of publishing gibberish before, but this is new:
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It’s also interesting to note that though the article seems to have been posted on November 24th (thank you WordPress-like URLs), the top left corner indicates that it was a part of the “JAN. 1ST, 1970 — VOL. , NO. 0” issue.
The best part may be the related content: in addition to a previous test, “Wesleyan Profs Help NASA Map Venus” (2009) and “Get HIV Tests at Davison” (2007) appear to be the best matches.