Want to help assure our spot as #1 horniest school in America?
Ella Dawson ’14 writes in:
Unlocked Magazine, Wesleyan’s only art and sexuality publication, ishaving a general interest meeting this Wednesday night to talk about this year’s issue and goals for the semester!
If you are interested in writing poetry, opinion pieces, erotica, feature articles, reviews, fake sex horoscopes or sex tips to put Cosmo to shame; if you are interested in photography and other print media; if you want to model (clothes optional); or if you are interested in working on layout or editing, we want you (to work with us)!
If you can’t come play with us on Wednesday but would like to learn more, feel free to email us at unlockedmag[at]gmail[dot]com.
Date: Wednesday the 19th of September, 2012
Location: 41 Wyllys room 113
There is nothing even vaguely meaningful being conveyed in this post, but I’m sick of hearing about Irene, too. Happy travels, incoming frosh.
If you bother putting stock in any silly college rankings, then you may as well put stock in all college rankings—and why not pay attention to this college ranking?
The Daily Beast has taken the liberty of ranking the 25 horniest college nationwide. Miracle of all miracles, Wes has taken the lead spot, one slot ahead of our neighbor Yalies.
Male-female ratio grade: A+
Campus strictness: A+
Is it the long-rumored but rarely experienced naked parties (which had little to do with sex, even when Art House was flourishing)? The New York Times’ mythical naked dorm? Our porn-drenched curriculum? I dunno. Maybe we really are that much hornier than every other school in, um, the country.