Welcome. Feel free to take off your pants and jacket.
I’m writing to humbly request that you answer me this one question by filling out THIS FORM.
WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOU’VE WITNESSED AT WES?
Now, look, I’m not trying to cramp your style. I wouldn’t want to block your recalling of witnessed weirdness at Wes with examples like this or this or this or this or this. I’m not going to tell you exactly how to define “weird”. And I’m certainly not going to link to a certain Twitter account regarding this subject.
Watch out for the follow-up. We’ll probably discuss weirdness at Wes but, more importantly, it’ll include blurbs chosen from your submissions.