Russell Goldman ’17 writes:
“KGB Presents: The 24-Hour ‘Let’s Beak Canary Cancer!’ Benefit Concert & Variety Show Telethon: Hour 24” is a new theatrical project written and directed by the dream-cream of Solomon Billinkoff ’14 and Russell Goldman, and sponsored by Second Stage.
It centers around the final hour of a 24-hour public-access telethon to benefit canary cancer.
What is canary cancer, you ask? Just shut up for a second.
Canary cancer is a terrible disease that has wreaked havoc on 127 different species of birds. The symptoms include vomit.
This is not a ticketed event, so show up early (20-30 minutes before showtime) to get a seat!
The show contains material that is shocking and offensive and is not recommended for canaries under 18 or for humans under 18.
DATE?: Thursday, February 20th – Saturday, February 22nd
TIME?: 8pm (arrive 20-30 mins early for seats)
PLACE?: Westco Café
Willie Zabar ’16 has a way with words:
IT’S THE WESTCO OPEN MIC featuring the WESTCO BATTLE OF THE BANDS wherein Westco’s top bands will wow you and zow you.
But there’s more than just music!
Come, perform, watch!
It’ll be a blast (if you know what I mean).
- DATE?: Tonight. Wednesday, December 4th.
- TIME?: signups @ 9:00pm, show starts @ 9:30pm
- PLACE?: WestCo Café
- FACEBOOK?: Here.
From talent connoisseur Willie Zabar ’16:
Come on down to the Westco Open Mic to showcase your talent. Whether it be music, comedy, poetry, puppetry, or mediocrity, we’ve got a spot for you. Support your friends and get a taste of the Wesleyan performance scene.
- Date: September 4th (Today)
- Time: 9:30pm (signups @ 9)
- Place: Westco Café
You are cordially invited to join in a comedic and musical celebration of celebration. Who is being mitzvah’d? You’ll have to come to find out!
- Rabbi Zabar ’16
- Rabbi Grossman ’16
- Zach (the) Kantor ’15
- The Wesleyan Klezmer Band
- AND MANY MORE!
Following the service will be a RAVE AFTERPARTY. Featuring DJs Saarim Zaman ’16 and Michael Vaughan ’16.
Date: Today, May 8
Time: Comedic service at 10 pm, rave afterparty at 11:00 pm
Place: WestCo Cafe