2003. USA. Dir: Tommy Wiseau. With Wiseau, Greg Sestero. 99 min. 

Wiseau plays Johnny, a successful banker whose life gets torn apart when his fiancee Lisa starts seeing his best friend, Mark; Wiseau also plays director, producer, and writer of the crown jewel of so-bad-it’s-good movies. Meant to be his Citizen Kane, this picture may indeed fundamentally alter how you view the film medium (and footballs).

Tonight / 8 p.m. / Goldsmith Family Cinema / $5