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Breaking (Kind of): Another Storm May Be Approaching Sorta Perhaps

No, this one isn’t named Dory.

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For those of you who don’t follow our really awesome Facebook page or Twitter feed (Zach, see what I did there?), I’m gonna hit you with some knowledge: there may be another snowstorm hitting our beloved campus this coming weekend.

You heard me right: More snow. Allegedly. More snowboarding. Perhaps. More tripping and falling on ice. Supposedly. More cancelled classes (at the last second, of course). Apparently. More clusterfucked Usdan. Maybe.

What you need to know about this “storm”:

Update: Sandy Predicted to Hit Every State in the Northeast…Except Connecticut

Well guys, Mother Nature (the bitchy old lady who gives you granola bars instead of candy on Halloween) has decided to give us a blessing…or the middle finger, depending on whom you ask.

Weather reports are now projecting that the storm of the century (literally) will be curving around the Northeast, just barely missing Connecticut.

“Damn it hermes, does this mean that there will be no hurricane for us? I stocked up on chips and frosting from Weshop and even began twerking like a hurricane last night.” Do not fear, there will still be winds upwards of 40 mph and some pretty heavy rain┬átoday. We’re getting the effects of the hurricane without actually really being in the hurricane.