wesleyingblog
Aug 17
Unofficial Orientation 2024 - What to Pack
The packing list: possibly the most exciting part of the entire pre-frosh experience. There’s nothing quite like that first pilgrimage to...
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wesleyingblog
Aug 17
Unofficial Orientation 2024 - Orientation 101
Orientation is a wild time. There are the parties you hear about people going to, but have no idea how to find. There are those first...
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wesleyingblog
Aug 16
Unofficial Orientation 2024 - Eating and Drinking at Wes
Eating and drinking is a necessity for all living beings, even during your hazy college days. While we all have to adjust our food...
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wesleyingblog
Aug 16
Unofficial Orientation 2024 - Student Groups
Learn about the do's and don'ts of finding clubs here...
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Saph
May 5, 2023
Surprisingly scrumptious s(PI)ked spirits
Picture this: it’s Saturday night, you’re putting on your makeup and your cute little corset top (or not— maybe it’s a jersey and some...
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zoomy
Apr 10, 2023
Highlights in the Douglas Cannon's legacy
It’s come to my attention that we are not talking enough about what I believe is one of Wesleyan’s greatest hidden treasures: the...
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Maury
Feb 8, 2022
Ben Shapiro is HORRIFIED by Wesleyan’s COVID Sex Suggestions
We're famous Y’all, we’ve finally made it. The Daily Wire (the stupid conservative news outlet created by short-but-not-a-king pundit Ben...
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Maury
Oct 4, 2021
wtf is up with all the groundhogs on campus
A lot of attention is paid to Wesleyan’s true mascot: the black squirrel . That attention is well deserved, but I encourage you, dear...
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wesleyingblog
Nov 21, 2019
How tall is Michael Roth? A photo essay.
TL;DR: Through convoluted, nearly incomprehensible methodology, he’s probably about 6’1″. But we’re still not sure. Wesleyan’s beloved...
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Darwin
May 11, 2013
The Orgasm Chronicles
(Editor's note 2024 - one of Wesleying's most popular articles ever. As of 2017 it had over 40,000 views. Had to memorialize it on the...
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